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Quote of the night is "second harvest. It's pop pop corn motherfucker!". Thank you DLo (who is on the dlo).9:11 PM Oct 24th from Echofon
Im working how to tell when you added too much wassabi. Test #1 results. If your sushi winds up tasting like 409..too much wassabi.12:07 PM Oct 23rd from web
Man the weekend went by fast. So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking; racing around to come up behind you again.2:05 PM Jul 16th from Echofon
Eating chipotle bowl. That means no tortilla. IMO be shredded in no time with a 6 pack. Visual proof to come. :P12:00 PM Jul 10th from Echofon
100s of sittups a day baby!!!! I am getting f'n ripped. Alpha! I think only a couple of people know about how ripped I'm getting.9:30 AM Jul 9th from web
I have burned into lusciousness. Actualy its not quite there yet, but it will be. Mark my words.... it will be.11:09 AM Jul 2nd from web
You know what day it is kids? BURRITO DAY! If you dont know the magic or luv just check out my avitar and enjoy.9:33 AM Jun 19th from web
Why do people dream more when its hot? Even I dont want in my head at night; Its scary. I have RedLine extreme and everything is fine now.1:19 PM Jun 16th from web
Past 3 days of my life were excedingly booring. Getting this way makes me question everything about me and if I should shake things up.3:52 PM Jun 13th from web
If you are a type of person that knows when to say when then F@(# you. I have no respect for people who dont push themself to the limit.11:47 AM Jun 10th from web
http://twitpic.com/724y0 - This is a really big sandwhich that is now inside me. How's that for a visual?11:36 AM Jun 10th from TwitPic
DRUGS are good m'kay. Some people need to be on them in order to function, and we need to get people in need more DRUGS.7:33 AM Jun 10th from web
Ok, so Mary called me a twit cause I dont tweet enough. Time to get this stuff on my iphone and let the world know.1:38 PM Jun 6th from web
I am currently not finding a good Rowdy Roddy Piper soundboard, but I know that he has to have some real gems flouting around out there.9:41 AM Apr 17th from web
I do what I want! Really I am kinda pissed because I forgot what I was going to tell Miller. Boo9:32 AM Apr 17th from web