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  1. What I've learned about losing weight: http://tinyurl.com/klxajd 11:27 AM Aug 22nd from web
  2. Still going strong: http://tinyurl.com/mbtwxl 12:51 PM Aug 20th from web
  3. making headway: http://tinyurl.com/mflh5t 10:09 AM Aug 6th from web
  4. Every once in a while I'm capable of harnessing crazy toddler energy and actually getting stuff done around the house. 2:42 PM Aug 4th from web
  5. Dieting sucks when there are parties all summer, but at least exercising is easier. 12:17 PM Jul 25th from web
  6. did you hear about #moonfruit? 10:02 AM Jul 1st from web
  7. I'm a crankypants today and I don't know why. Or rather, there are a couple of reasons but no one thing. 8:25 PM Jun 30th from web
  8. Stupid guy on message board said he thought the only reason for obesity was laziness: http://tinyurl.com/lzp6lj Idiot. 10:17 PM Jun 29th from web
  9. found awesome low-cal fudgecicles and my "diet" allows for two! 10:05 PM Jun 28th from web
  10. Bruised my butt last night on my cousin's couch and slept wonky because of it. Woke up with screaming back pain. Ouch! 8:32 AM Jun 28th from web
  11. @hobobex as far as I can tell, Twitter is like and instant message to everyone following you. Does there have to be a point? 8:32 AM Jun 28th from web
  12. Old food = I'm bored: http://tinyurl.com/mkcz6o 9:40 AM Jun 26th from web
  13. hubby's dad is seriously ill and in the hospital. last legs, it seems. 11:51 AM Jun 25th from web
  14. Why is eating such a chore sometimes? 11:38 AM Jun 25th from web
  15. 2 more pounds down: http://tinyurl.com/n285q6 Why can't I just be skinny already?! 9:52 AM Jun 25th from web
  16. didn't get enough sleep. hubby got even less. today is going to be interminably long. 7:02 AM Jun 25th from web
  17. @kipluck does "Heather Beers" ring a bell? Think Charly... 7:02 AM Jun 25th from web
  18. Swimming today at the rec center and saw a local celebrity. You probably wouldn't know her anyway. 8:17 PM Jun 24th from web
  19. Felix this morning: "biper! are you in closet?" (he's 2) 7:41 AM Jun 24th from web
  20. So freaking tired! Why do I keep doing this to myself?! 11:46 PM Jun 23rd from web
  • Name Heather Webster
  • Web http://saygoodbye...
  • Bio Just another fatty trying to get back to my former glory. And mom stuff too.
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