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DirtJeans

  1. wishes everyone a merry Christmas.
  2. thinks Christmas would be so much easier if women liked electronics.
  3. is finding it hard to relate to these news stories I keep reading about weather keeping people from shopping on the East Coast.
  4. is excited and a little nervous about hosting his wife's family for Christmas. 12 people. 1 bathroom.
  5. @TheDamer What?
  6. is debating with his wife whether to get her niece a PC or a Mac. In some Bizarro-world twist, he's arguing for Mac, she's arguing for PC.
  7. @TheDamer and my #TigerWoods theory turns out to be completely wrong.
  8. is seeking advice from parents about whether Christmas trees and almost-2-year-olds mix. Should the tradition wait another year?
  9. just ate some Harvest Pie. It's a delicious part of a complete breakfast.
  10. @SiliconMoon I can't figure out why everyone misses the obvious implication of the 2012 issue: the Mayans chose a terrible calendar system.
  11. went on a 7-day cruise and lost his wedding ring, his wallet and his brother-in-law's walkie-talkie. Good thing it wasn't a 14-day cruise.
  12. is in Orlando but not going to Disney World.
  13. is on vacation. Jealous?
  14. putting off packing for vacation in hopes that the packing elves will do it for him tonight.
  15. finds it odd that the power goes out in Sao Paulo and Rio a day after his kitchen light dies - after being used by his Brazilian wife!
  16. has a bit of advice for would-be iPhone competitors: if you're going to tout the physical keyboard, make sure it's actually good.
  17. is mulling the ethics of giving Benadryl to kids to induce sleep on a long plane flight.
  18. was reminded once again by last night's World Series preemption of "Glee" that in the battle between nerds and jocks, the jocks always win.
  19. really wants a Droid phone now.
  20. is Twittering from his Xbox and his wife isn't even impressed.