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DirlyGirly

@WickedSica I LOVE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS!!!!! And I LOVE YOU!!!! <3 25 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to WickedSica
The feeling of a brand new sweatshirt on my skin is like magic. about 17 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
farleftcoast When they find out how fucking crazy you really are and still love you anyway you buy a fucking ring. about 19 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by DirlyGirly and 31 others
A world where 3am is not an acceptable time to make pizza rolls is not a world I want to live in. 2:58 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS
ShoutingGoddess If it's a viable option, I always choose bed. 2:47 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by DirlyGirly and 11 others
Mirth_Quake I swear, if the recipe book said 'stir only when nude, with buttered nipples,' guess whose boyfriend would be getting naked and greasing up? 2:36 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by DirlyGirly
BitchyMcTits "stick it in my Bad Gateway" 1:45 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by DirlyGirly and 4 others
BitchyMcTits Bad Gateway is what the hipster kids are calling anal these days. 1:42 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by DirlyGirly and 4 others
I sure hope my Facebook friends care about how much fake money I win playing phone slots, because those automated updates are all I post. 1:35 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS
@lqtmc thanks!!! 12:51 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to lqtmc
@Lrb12c thank you!! 12:51 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Lrb12c
You guys like pictures of cats? I know I do!!! instagr.am/p/K_-bvsuBmQ/ 11:39 PM May 23rd via Instagram
I know all the words to The Big Bang Theory's theme song, and I don't know what I thought being an adult was all about but this isn't it. 11:20 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS
@MissedNote I think your voice is pretty!!!! 11:16 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to MissedNote
Kidxt: you insist on holding my hand. I knew this would happen, so I made sure to touch as much sticky stuff as possible. Now you're filthy. 10:14 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS
I can't wait until I'm old so I can go to bingo all the time. 11:20 AM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS
One of my life goals is to NEVER be on Jerry Springer. 2:29 PM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS
Hqlle Fifty Shades of Gray is about bdsm? I'm crying. It's twilight fan fiction about bdsm that's been altered into a best seller. Fucking kill me 12:11 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by DirlyGirly
Aspersioncast The only people who show up at my funeral will probably be the ones who sent me to an early grave in the first place. 10:56 PM May 20th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by DirlyGirly and 36 others
PimpleEye Why are toddlers so fucking irrational? 1:02 AM May 22nd via Favstar.FM Retweeted by DirlyGirly and 9 others

Name Dirly Girly
Location California
Web http://favstar.fm...
Bio My cats think I'm super popular. I love my boyfriend, long naps, and touching my boobs in inappropriate situations.