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DineHard

It's odd we can't win Eurovision when the charts are so full of identikit shitty dance records. about 4 hours ago via HootSuite
@profanityswan adolescent precision memories. And nipples. about 4 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to profanityswan
@profanityswan a VHS recording of which nearly cost me my O Levels. about 4 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to profanityswan
OctoberJones Sneak peek. Jedward's costumes for next year. Excited. twitpic.com/9pmgn0 about 4 hours ago via TweetList Pro Retweeted by DineHard and 124 others
@profanityswan I certainly don't remember a gold Lycra outfit she wore in a live TV special in about 1983. about 4 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to profanityswan
@profanityswan Jay Aston. And yeah. Exactly. about 4 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to profanityswan
@DrooPadhiar @Tristangoligher maybe but then True Blood actually makes sense, so that's a small victory. about 4 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to DrooPadhiar
@DrooPadhiar @Tristangoligher True Blood...? about 4 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to DrooPadhiar
@OctoberJones edible version: Egglebert Hamperdinck about 4 hours ago via HootSuite
@HazelPaterson as opposed to the classic song that won it? about 4 hours ago via HootSuite
Number10cat David Cameron blames Engelbert Humperdinck's performance on the last Labour Government. #eurovision about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by DineHard and 455 others
@karencdrury too many players on the pitch who can't even get in their Premiership XI. But hey, foreign players aren't spoiling the game... about 4 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to karencdrury
@karencdrury it was shocking. We couldn't string three passes together in the second half. about 4 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to karencdrury
RT @Screen1ne: @DineHard Blessed, Matt Lucas & David Walliams? Or maybe we should send Peter Kay's Geraldine? #nextyearsEurovision about 4 hours ago via HootSuite
@Screen1ne I'm holding out for Brian Blessed. about 4 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to Screen1ne
Sweden are going to light it up like it's dynamite. Ahem. about 5 hours ago via HootSuite
@Screen1ne exactly. We can't win. Let's go silly. Chico and Morris Dancers. about 5 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to Screen1ne
RT @Screen1ne: Don't know why I get so annoyed by Eurovision.. Can we please stop entering or just sen Chico next year. about 5 hours ago via HootSuite
RT @HannahMNorris: @DineHard we need to get where's me keys where's me phone bloke back. #nextyearsEurovision about 5 hours ago via HootSuite
Coe on then Sweden. Do your political thing... about 5 hours ago via HootSuite

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