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DimeStoreNinja

  1. Make her wife #5 & fuck her? RT @realDonaldTrump: Lolo Jones, our beautiful Olympic athlete, wants to remain a virgin until she gets married about 3 hours ago via HootSuite
  2. Endorsed by Bristol & Track Palin RT @TheDailyEdge: New Mexico's #GOP Governor Insists Teens Should Be Taught to Fuck Without Condoms about 3 hours ago via HootSuite
  3. @PTRAway Done and dusted about 4 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to PTRAway
  4. Please @RickSantorum, do something to stop this, whatever it is... twitpic.com/9plk7a about 4 hours ago via HootSuite
  5. While laughing hysterically MT @realDonaldTrump: Can you imagine me speaking at the RNC Convention in Tampa? A speech everyone would watch about 4 hours ago via HootSuite
  6. @PTRAway I think Santorum just had a stroke. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to PTRAway
  7. @OHbamaMama Or really Joe. 6:55 PM May 25th via HootSuite in reply to OHbamaMama
  8. He's real boring. RT @OHbamaMama: There's only one thing you need to know about Mitt Romney. He's not real. 6:53 PM May 25th via HootSuite
  9. @Edzila Sorry, dude. Better to find out now than when you try and levy a tax. 6:41 PM May 25th via HootSuite in reply to Edzila
  10. @Edzila It's mostly ceremonial anyway. The real power lies with the prime minister. 6:37 PM May 25th via HootSuite in reply to Edzila
  11. You know the saying, "Big hands, big feet, big lies." RT @LOLGOP: Based on Scott Walker's jobs numbers, he wears a size 56 shoe. 6:31 PM May 25th via HootSuite
  12. @LOLGOP Not so much by accident as by ideology. #SixOfOneHalfADozenOfTheOther 6:08 PM May 25th via HootSuite in reply to LOLGOP
  13. .@LOLGOP How can Scott Walker talk with Koch in his mouth? 6:03 PM May 25th via HootSuite in reply to LOLGOP