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  1. I dont want to alarm anybody, but i woke up to men hovering outside my windows with chainsaws and a part of me wishes that was a joke.
  2. when i woke up this morning , i did not forsee the days events to occur quite the way they did.
  3. ha my ebay stuff jsut came in
  4. i think everytime a prick of a teenager says or thinks hes a man that someoen should give that teenage boy a nice glass of scotch. ya know,
  5. wake up alarms are even more annoying when you are already up and dressed when they start going off.
  6. At what age do you tell a highway that its adopted?
  7. its been a long day, ok aint that right. tomorrow is goign to be even longer. work 10 to 5 boo
  8. so just foudn out my moms in the hospital. im not too sure how the rest of my night should proceed
  9. i never understand why everybody is always so excited about a new year when all they ever do at the end fo a year is say "fuck you old year"
  10. I really hate how distracting women are
  11. i dont have days off anymore. i just have scheduled days and days im called in. ergh work today from 11 to 7.
  12. women never cease to leave me stumped. they are, after all, such fascinating creatures.
  13. i made money today but at the expense of all my energy lol. i need a full throttle and a pop tart
  14. i think the promiscuious shouldnt be allowed to have virgin mobile. jsut a thought
  15. friend jsut said she got a codlplay poster for christmas. "you know how i know your gay...."
  16. i have reached the point of tired where i dont even take myself seriously, let alone anyone else lol
  17. Dillon is murderign innocent civillians on call of duty 2's terrorist mission. why is this so much fun? perhaps i need to to speak with a sh
  18. Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg; The Batmobile lost a wheel, And the Joker got away
  19. work until 8 tonight. bah humbug
  20. a mornign of ackwarness is far better than a night of lonliness