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  1. Dear Squirrel, I know where you live. Love, Dil 8:08 PM Sep 23rd from web
  2. Yikes!!! What happened to my nose?!?! Oh yeah. It's just my tongue. http://twitpic.com/h5lop 7:57 PM Sep 9th from TweetDeck
  3. You don't scare me squirrel! (ok, run on the count of 3..2....... ) RUN! 7:45 PM Aug 24th from web
  4. You go upstairs. I go upstairs. You go downstairs. I go downstairs. I feel like you're starting to get it. Wait, come back! This is fun! 6:39 PM Aug 12th from web
  5. Well... my paw did hurt until you said we could go OUTSIDE. Why didn't you just say that to begin with. 8:06 PM Aug 5th from web
  6. So, uh, I see you brought home leftovers. And put them in the fridge. Does the term "doggy bag" mean nothing to you people?!? 7:26 PM Jul 23rd from web
  7. I love when the three of us go for walks. You. Me. And a bag of poop. 7:14 PM Jul 20th from web
  8. Ok, I know I refused to play fetch in the past, but I could totally be your ball boy. 7:54 PM Jul 13th from web
  9. Going to see Scooby.. What should I wear? What should I WEAR? WHAT SHOULD I WEAR? Red Collar. Ok. 5:05 PM Jul 9th from web
  10. If you celebrating your annivesary means I get more treats, then I'm totally happy for you! Happy Treats!! (I mean Anniversary!) 8:57 AM Jul 3rd from web
  11. Day 1 at Jeff Camp: Cassie who? 8:56 PM Jun 27th from web
  12. Hey look, it's Dilbert hair TUMBLEWEED! Just a blowin' on by........ Maybe you guys should think about sweeping TWICE a day. Just a thought. 8:42 PM Jun 24th from web
  13. Twitter is over capacity?! My LIFE is over capacity! Sorry for snapping.. I only got, like, 22 hours of sleep last night. 9:57 AM Jun 18th from web
  14. Digging a hole to China Day 2: Sweet escape.. until she chased me down in a bathrobe and pink crocs. 11:08 AM Jun 15th from web
  15. Digging a hole to China Day 1: Covered in mud and loving every minute of it. Just try to stop me lady! 9:59 AM Jun 11th from web
  16. Oooh. New Spring collar. Don't I look fancy!? Stop looking at me.. You're making me nervous. (I do look fancy though) YOU'RE LOOKING AGAIN! 8:42 PM Jun 10th from web
  17. I can see your halo, halo (at top of lungs).. oh wait that's just your tail. Good enough for me! 5:52 PM Jun 9th from web
  18. New house. Wood floors. Am perfecting my tip toe. Ninja Dil strikes again! 6:16 PM Jun 8th from web
  19. Oh, so when you said, "Do you wanna go outside?" You meant THAT outside. yes, Yes, YES! 7:29 PM May 27th from web
  20. Do you mind?!? Trying to lick with a little privacy here. Lick, lick... I said, DO YOU MIND??? Geesh! 12:14 PM May 24th from web