Profile_bird

Hey there! DiggaDominus is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving DiggaDominus's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

DiggaDominus

  1. Busy putting razor blades in apples
  2. 10 boys raped a girl at a nearby high school. 20 boys just watched. 30 girls wished they were that popular.
  3. A guy at work asked me to make copies for him. I'm not a secretary! I'm a RECEPTIONIST! I made the copies.
  4. played a D&D edition mash up sea adventure. Fun despite slow pacing and my own fatigue. My Eladrin near went Mike Jackson on the cabin boy.
  5. Swagger Fu: the martial arts style practiced by Captain Kirk. The uniform consists of a torn shirt.
  6. I'm so tir I'll let you infer the e,r and d on the end.
  7. feels the sweetest days are in late spring/early summer. Nice try chocolate industry!
  8. Why don't I want to open a Chase bank account? your logo looks like a blue anus for starters. http://www.halfapayment.com...
  9. Third week of the month, relationships with women better be about flattery and obedience - PERIOD.
  10. @LuciasM Have you been recording the sessions? Havent been to the Podge in a while
  11. heard a guy coughing to cover his poop grunting. *koff* *sploosh* Embarrassed or worse chest cold EVAR!
  12. The founder of the Nobel Peace Prize ironically invented dynamite. For knowing that, I won the Glenn Beck Award of Education.
  13. wants an Emmy since Obama has the Nobel. I'm gonna write some great TV ... someday.
  14. We're kinda family http://bit.ly/3yN2R5
  15. Sliders http://bit.ly/2Or1E supposed to give you the runs? Honesty in advertising.
  16. @SarahKSilverman Second from the left, I WIN!!!
  17. is starting a new Twitter series: Ghetto Dinner. Oct. 7th: Hamburger Helper with rice with a side of more rice aka Hamburger Double Helper!
  18. just saw a Weight Loss commercial. The women that lost the pounds were still fugly. At least they'll have a longer healthier lonely life.
  19. ponders comedy http://bit.ly/7mVY4
  20. wonders how my ancestors did it. Living at work with no time off. If I was a slave my back would be tic-tac-toe with scars