Fri Jul 25 20:25:13 +0000 2008 868443763 I can't remember the last job I got using a standard resume. It's like trying to prove you're not a virgin by showing them a used condom. web false false 807487 J. Adam Moore DieLaughing Starfleet HQ, San Francisco Computer Scientist, Humorist, Author of The Losers Book Of Compromise, Suicide Girl. In @nick's book Twitter Wit. Filmmaker. Amateur Braggart. http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/561640785/DieLaughing_normal.jpg http://favstar.fm/users/DieLaughing false 5160 000000 4a494a bd0404 ffffff c2110b 570 Sat Mar 03 00:10:52 +0000 2007 8697 -28800 Pacific Time (US & Canada) http://a1.twimg.com/profile_background_images/58168908/DieLaughingBKGD2.jpg false false false 6992