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DieLaughing
Captain's Log: May 4th, 2008. Completed 31st solar orbit. Navigation fixed; Steering still out. We're just floating in fucking circles, sir.
01:34 PM May 04, 2008
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pyknosis
Kinda sad how many ppl are at Fry's in Fremont at 9pm on a Saturday night (myself included). Can I get an amen, my geek brethren?
08:56 PM May 03, 2008
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misc2
it bothers me when dumb people mistake smart people for dumb people, and themselves for smart ones.
01:43 AM May 01, 2008
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apelad
This bus has a unique aroma. I wanna say chemically.
07:30 PM April 21, 2008
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cleversimon
Meme I hope never hits Twitter: “Favourite this post if you agree that...” Who’s with me?
10:08 PM April 09, 2008
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alissa
Hey lookit. My follower count is 666.
03:30 PM April 09, 2008
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kaxypop
oh man that teenage boy is soooo going to get tentacle raped! that is some intense misttttt.
03:31 AM April 09, 2008
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Scobleizer
@Prokofy says IBM is the new Second Life. That's good.
09:50 PM April 08, 2008
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DieLaughing
Everybody gets laid, everybody has to watch the baby. That's the way it goes down at mom's house.
09:29 PM April 08, 2008
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Kalli
I think I've made a bunch of mistaken faves on Twitter since Twitterrific dropped the star button. And I'm too lazy to unfave them.
01:35 AM April 09, 2008
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SoylentJames
@DieLaughing: Their five year mission: To boldy go where a couple of dozen men have gone before.
12:51 PM April 01, 2008
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DieLaughing
Eventually everyone in the world will be a little bit Irish with poor sexual impulse control.
08:16 AM March 17, 2008
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andreakw
I'm only giving updates to friends. Add me.
06:07 PM March 12, 2008
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beckerbuns
I'm only giving updates to friends. Add me.
11:40 AM March 09, 2008
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DieLaughing
Early in the Robot Wars they switched from a zone defense to one laptop per child.
10:53 AM February 29, 2008
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hotdogsladies
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: If you ever IM me another URL to a fucking press release, I will personally shit on your keyboard. --30--
05:11 PM February 19, 2008
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DieLaughing
Sometimes I just stand in the closet with a knife.
11:08 PM February 16, 2008
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laurennmcc
As long as the universe is adjusting stuff, I would like a pony, made out of cupcakes and awesome. Or a blow job. I'm not picky.
10:36 AM January 25, 2008
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DieLaughing
Hurtling through the fourth dimension against my will. Kidnapped by God, I realize that religious folk have the Stockholm syndrome.
03:18 PM December 04, 2007
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DieLaughing
Last night I bet she couldn't turn me into a prostitute. This morning I left her winnings on the nightstand and slipped out before she woke.
09:09 AM December 01, 2007
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