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DickieHitch

  1. Days of work like today are the reason I get blackout drunk on the weekend #pukindrunk @tboeckman14 @AliEmery @zboeke @embeav @DanMueller1
  2. Patiently awaiting the arrival of @tboeckman14 tomorrow #gettingbombed
  3. Anyone saying that Cleveland's dead, "Fuck y'all", That's what Cleveland said
  4. @DanMueller1 oh straight on the table, I've never seen that one before
  5. @jakeowen has never spoken truer words, right @mueller233 #journeyofyourlife lockerz.com/s/211350296
  6. Thanks @tboeckman14 for the best quote of the year "The biggest dick always wins, and that's usually me" #youmyfriendareaprophet
  7. The combination of hot weather and dress pants constantly causes my nuts to stick to my legs
  8. Good luck today @c_luebke Praying for a successful surgery and speedy recovery. #girlslovelueb
  9. I hate the Miami Heat, Lebron, and the gay ass heat fans wearing bandages over their eyes. #theirfansareembarrassing
  10. Chris Perez is a fat slob
  11. @Nic_Staley that is true, and if I didn't have to work holiday weekends #gonnabagyourass
  12. Wondering whose patented dance move we will see the most of this Saturday: @missmauk9 @AliEmery or @embeav
  13. Felt like i hit a cinderblock RT @Martin_Mason: @DickieHitch I'll tell ya running over animals really puts life in perspective
  14. Life could be worse, you could be the raccoon I just ran over
  15. @AliEmery just saw a dude in a mustang wearing white sunglasses, gave him your number
  16. Remember Wylie's attempt at a playoff beard #embarrassing RT @rossn22: Going to cbus to show @DickieHitch how to grow a beard #aggressive