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@Not_Abi You off then? Bye. about 1 hour ago via web
For the past few years, I seem to have assumed that Sebastian Coe and Dwain Chambers were the same person. Easy mistake to make, right? about 1 hour ago via web
Well, that's every front page of the Daily Star sorted for the next god know how many weeks/months/years tabloid-watch.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/stars-… >@tabloidwatch about 1 hour ago via web
Apparently, as well as all the sponsorship and corporate branding, there's also supposed to be some sport events in London this summer. about 2 hours ago via txt
Boris "LEDGERD" Johnson quotes unsubstantiated statistic about KSIs cyclists breaking the law: independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi… (via @shakteh) about 8 hours ago via web
Here's what happened the last time Nadine #Dorries went on a "fact finding trip": independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi… about 8 hours ago via web
Enjoy your holiday, sorry, "fact finding trip", #Dorries: twitter.com/NadineDorriesM… about 8 hours ago via web
RT @adam_j666: Oh jolly good. Another #london2012 #olympics parody account. #ff @SEBC0E < Enjoy it while it's here. about 8 hours ago via web
Two days ago I tweeted a link to a parody London 2012 account: twitter.com/DickMandrake/s… It's gone now. about 8 hours ago via web
Of course, Jeremy Hunt won't be fired, he'll resign and then be given a promotion to some other well-paid job in the city. about 8 hours ago via web
Video reconstruction of Jeremy Hunt's conversation with Adam Smith (1 minute in): youtu.be/teEnDjNBDp4?t=… #leveson about 9 hours ago via web
@dnotice2012 My mistake, it turns out they're subtly different: flickr.com/photos/thevoic… about 9 hours ago via web in reply to dnotice2012
@LorrieHearts NOT INTO THE PIT! youtube.com/watch?v=ZMkrk2… about 9 hours ago via web in reply to LorrieHearts
@dnotice2012 Have you ever seen Lindt's Chocolate Reindeer? It's exactly the same as the rabbit, but with a different foil. about 9 hours ago via web in reply to dnotice2012
rob_hyde The Guardian should ditch Comment is Free and introduce 'Comment is £15'. Great idiot filter, and they might not have to bin The Observer. 4:41 AM May 15th via web Retweeted by DickMandrake and 13 others
@robmanuel There was the article on how an early version of Toy Story 2 was deleted, restored and then scrapped. It's on the popular page. about 11 hours ago via web in reply to robmanuel
@chainbear At least they paid the copyright holder. It's the fact they've stuck him against a blank canvas that says, "Yeah, we got nothing" about 11 hours ago via web in reply to chainbear
Telegraph Blogs blocked by mobile obscenity filter. Stupid idea when I can easily block it for myself: blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/tomchiver… (@TomChivers) about 11 hours ago via web
Just noticed Virgin Media using the Success Kid image to sell their services. Naturally gets the terminology wrong. #comeupwithyourownideas about 11 hours ago via web
HyperMegaSuperUltraSports Committee more concerned about branding and image than gender equality, unsurprisingly: telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics… about 12 hours ago via web

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Bio Scientist, Doctor Who fanboy, Old Media critic, TimeSplitters/TF2 addict, feminist ally, cynic, bleeding-heart liberal. Not a giant anthropomorphic duck.