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  1. Tom's first Christmas crafting project has gone horribly awry. Spot the mistake: http://yfrog.com/3739vwj about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. @samhey STAR! 4:58 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to samhey
  3. Me: Shit! The Boy: Shit! Me: Don't say that. The Boy: Shit! Shit! Shit! Asshole. 9:32 AM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  4. Going to look at a house right now. Hope we get it. Please send us good juju. There is nothing more that I want for my family. 1:37 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  5. @NotHot So, my child smelling like piss and feet is okay? 10:21 AM Dec 9th from web in reply to NotHot
  6. @jamesbainbridge then he should have left her before possibly giving her and their child a disease. 9:55 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie in reply to jamesbainbridge
  7. People think my coffee order is bad - a woman at Starbucks just ordered a drip with TWENTY sugars. 9:29 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  8. @danbenjamin I have no idea what that means, but I'm starring it because it sounds like fun. 7:44 AM Dec 7th from web in reply to danbenjamin
  9. I already miss favrd. poop. #thankyoutextism 2:17 PM Dec 6th from web
  10. We've changed "Don't curse around The Boy" to "Just don't let him curse outside of the house." 1:32 PM Dec 6th from web
  11. My Kid's Millennium Falcon is fucking bad-ass. It makes BOTH Chewie and R2D2 noises. 1:25 PM Dec 6th from web
  12. The Boy just got the Millennium Falcon. @tomcarmony and I are fighting over who gets to play Lando Calrissian. 1:09 PM Dec 6th from web
  13. @texburgher I suppose it's better than finding condom wrappers... 12:40 PM Dec 6th from Tweetie in reply to texburgher
  14. Turning off twitter today until all you guys quit moping. Or until I think of a dick joke. Whichever comes first. 10:23 AM Dec 6th from web
  15. @dascola Or is iTunes brilliant for that... 1:57 PM Dec 5th from web in reply to dascola
  16. I now hate Jack Black for thinking that anything he said in 'Year One' was in any way funny. 12:34 PM Dec 5th from Tweetie
  17. When "I'm going to fuck your brains out" is met by "please please don't hurt me," you might want to rethink your strategy. 7:06 AM Dec 5th from web
  18. Don't ever stick your nose in your husband's crotch until AFTER you ask him how many days it's been since his last shower. 6:31 PM Dec 4th from Tweetie
  19. Here's the thing about a french press: you don't know how to fucking operate one until you've had your first cup of coffee. 6:29 AM Dec 4th from web
  20. Only sex offenders are on facebook. This is why we don't let grandma read the news: http://gawker.tv/5418081/ 4:07 PM Dec 3rd from web