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  1. I want to know why there aren't more Paula Deen female impersonators. She's begging for the treatment.
  2. RT @HumanityCritic - Hey, if Pat Buchanan doesn't like your stand up routine - you were probably a smashing success.
  3. Really sick of hearing people talk about Wanda Sykes being too harsh. Wondering how much of this has to do with her being a "lady comic."
  4. This episode of Oprah is pathetic. Wondering why Elizabeth is bothering with this. Also John is a PoS.
  5. @HAlanScott - Christina, bring me the axe!
  6. Cannot deal with Kelly Bensimon's lips & how they refuse to touch her teeth, much like her breasts refuse to touch each other-RealHousewives
  7. Happy birthday @john_mcb - hope you get a mouth dwayne.
  8. RT @meredithmo : Cleveland Tourism Board video: now with 10x the depressing content! http://tinyurl.com/cu69xe
  9. I would like to thank Obama for wrapping that shit up in time for LOST.
  10. Someone better get a screen capture of Chuck in front of the sign reading CHRIST. Please, Gossip Girl lovers, make it so.
  11. OMG, Gossip Girl, Regina has been saved! PRAISE HIM!
  12. If you use the word "thrice" in all seriousness, I feel like you're making a very clear statement that you are a dick.
  13. Please, Lord Baby Jesus and his father the Great JuJu in the Sky, assist me with some fresh strawberry smothered waffles. Amen.
  14. RIP Bea Arthur - you were the OG of hilarious bitches.
  15. @theotherhillary - Don't think this is going to a Vanilli/Vanilla place. So far they've had Bobbit, Harding, and Elian's aunt.
  16. @theotherhillary - No, it's this awesome "Whatever Happened to the Trainwrecks of the 90s" Oprah episode!
  17. Watching Tonya Harding on Oprah and repeatedly saying "BITCH, PLEASE" at TV screen.
  18. Guy at bodega response to learning I'm having twins? "No Shit?! Twins!" I think we have a blog theme.
  19. @woodlandalyssa - Seriously? It doesn't feel like 29. You're not an annoying Tweeter at all.
  20. This news story about depleting fish stocks is making me really hungry. For fish.