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  1. Thanks to @fister_sister for the inspiration: KLONOPIN! MY DRUG IS AN AWESOME DRUG IT REIGNS IN THE DSM ABOVE!
  2. If only we belonged to a church...Will would make such a great Aryan Baby Jesus for a nativity.
  3. Benny Ninja is both fetal and ancient. #antm #gaylove
  4. Sometimes when I get sad, I just think about Benny Ninja and the laser beam challenge. http://bit.ly/3PpKi9
  5. Please, Christ, someone adopt my cats. I'm not even joking. Two adults, two infants, two cats in less than 700 sq ft is not okay. Help.
  6. http://twitpic.com/jm9d0 - Maury says SHE IS DEFINITELY YOUR DAUGHTER! Now we can put that pesky maternity question to rest.
  7. @manhattanspeak @4manspeak - Wanna meet up at Ft Tryon on Sunday?
  8. @manhattanspeak @4manspeak - No fair. It's my bday. Thanks for the non-stop whining, kids. #twinfants #fuckery
  9. @manhattanspeak - Mine are going apeshit with the whining.
  10. @SaraJBenincasa - Yes, it'll be called Constant Craving: A Life Half-Lived.
  11. @SaraJBenincasa - Bonerjamz is one of the most beautiful phrases in the English language. #itstrue #blessedbe #jesusislord
  12. I guess Mike Huckabee is back to digging his grave with a fork and knife. #republicans #morons
  13. Sofa king in love with my kids. #cliche #boringmommyshit #twinfants
  14. Glycolic acid, I've missed you so hard. Let's never part again. #operationfuckhot
  15. Posted ad for babysitter. Now receiving headshots. Professional headshots. #justshowmeyourCPRcertification #gross #subtlety
  16. @manhattanspeak - OMG WANT
  17. Pretty sure we just bought a magical scale. I'm supposedly 15 pounds thinner than I was before I got pregnant. #dreamscometrue #fuckyes
  18. Penelope, utterly disgusted by my incompetence, grabbed a pacifier and placed it in her mouth. #twinfants #thisiswhatilivefor
  19. Anyone know of any good comedy rooms going on in Minneapolis/TwinCities area? Know any MN based coomedians? Visiting in Oct #standupcomedy
  20. @qledbetter - it really is, Q. Now if only they'd nap at the same time. *SIGH*