Dianasaurus
Cashed in on free passes to MoMa. Could hardly contain my delight at the preteen boys pointing and giggling at phalluses.
| Dianasaurus Wall-E made me Bawl-E. I should not be allowed to see these movies. |
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| Dianasaurus This hot dog eating competition is definitely the most disgusting thing I've ever witnessed. To quote David Cross "I HATE OUR FREEDOM." |
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| Dianasaurus About to start a Netflix war with husband. NO MORE DOCUMENTARIES is the NO WIRE HANGERS of this house. |
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| Dianasaurus Feeling like hell. |
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| Dianasaurus My life has come to this: I am incredibly excited/impressed by my temp agency's online time sheets. |
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| Dianasaurus @chumworth - So sorry about your kitty. |
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| Dianasaurus I want this cat: http://tinyurl.com/3j6zso |
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| Dianasaurus I have a lez crush on Rachel Maddow |
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| Dianasaurus New Cheer to Use On Spouses/Parents/CoWorkers: Be aggressive! Pass-ive aggressive! You're welcome. |
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| Dianasaurus @sbones and I did some impressive shower singing this morning, repertoire included "Sweet Child O Mine" and "Blackhole Sun." |
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| Dianasaurus My life has come to this: I am watching Georgia Rule. |
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| Dianasaurus @sbones - the shittier the premise, the more you're attracted to it. Animated Street Fighter II? YES, PLEASE! |
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| Dianasaurus Drinks with random stranger tonight proved to be delightful. |
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| Dianasaurus @SaraJBenincasa - sorry I didn't know whether to congratulate you or commiserate with over your peanut/tofu/quinoa meal from last night. |
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| Dianasaurus Things I would like to do in my lifetime: Fly via jetpack. |
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| Dianasaurus I want more thunderstorm action. That was too brief. |
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| Dianasaurus Last night's cab driver insisted on telling me tales of how many people have had sex in his cab and how much he enjoys it. |
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| Dianasaurus Will be at the Upright Citizens Brigade @ midnight tonight performing at High School Talent Show pretending to be Ukranian gymnast-COME! |
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| Dianasaurus He used to look good to me but now I find him Barack Obama-sistible: http://tinyurl.com/6zykuh |
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