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  1. Thanks to @fister_sister for the inspiration: KLONOPIN! MY DRUG IS AN AWESOME DRUG IT REIGNS IN THE DSM ABOVE! 1:49 PM Sep 30th from web
  2. If only we belonged to a church...Will would make such a great Aryan Baby Jesus for a nativity. 10:40 AM Sep 30th from web
  3. Benny Ninja is both fetal and ancient. #antm #gaylove 8:12 PM Sep 29th from web
  4. Sometimes when I get sad, I just think about Benny Ninja and the laser beam challenge. http://bit.ly/3PpKi9 8:04 PM Sep 29th from web
  5. Please, Christ, someone adopt my cats. I'm not even joking. Two adults, two infants, two cats in less than 700 sq ft is not okay. Help. 5:56 PM Sep 29th from web
  6. http://twitpic.com/jm9d0 - Maury says SHE IS DEFINITELY YOUR DAUGHTER! Now we can put that pesky maternity question to rest. 10:18 AM Sep 29th from TwitPic
  7. @manhattanspeak @4manspeak - Wanna meet up at Ft Tryon on Sunday? 9:36 AM Sep 29th from web
  8. @manhattanspeak @4manspeak - No fair. It's my bday. Thanks for the non-stop whining, kids. #twinfants #fuckery 9:23 AM Sep 29th from web
  9. @manhattanspeak - Mine are going apeshit with the whining. 9:05 AM Sep 29th from web in reply to manhattanspeak
  10. @SaraJBenincasa - Yes, it'll be called Constant Craving: A Life Half-Lived. 5:18 AM Sep 29th from web in reply to SaraJBenincasa
  11. @SaraJBenincasa - Bonerjamz is one of the most beautiful phrases in the English language. #itstrue #blessedbe #jesusislord 7:34 PM Sep 28th from web in reply to SaraJBenincasa
  12. I guess Mike Huckabee is back to digging his grave with a fork and knife. #republicans #morons 6:50 PM Sep 28th from web
  13. Sofa king in love with my kids. #cliche #boringmommyshit #twinfants 12:20 PM Sep 28th from web
  14. Glycolic acid, I've missed you so hard. Let's never part again. #operationfuckhot 11:09 AM Sep 28th from web
  15. Posted ad for babysitter. Now receiving headshots. Professional headshots. #justshowmeyourCPRcertification #gross #subtlety 7:33 PM Sep 25th from TweetDeck
  16. @manhattanspeak - OMG WANT 5:55 PM Sep 25th from TweetDeck in reply to manhattanspeak
  17. Pretty sure we just bought a magical scale. I'm supposedly 15 pounds thinner than I was before I got pregnant. #dreamscometrue #fuckyes 4:42 PM Sep 25th from TweetDeck
  18. Penelope, utterly disgusted by my incompetence, grabbed a pacifier and placed it in her mouth. #twinfants #thisiswhatilivefor 11:21 AM Sep 25th from TweetDeck
  19. Anyone know of any good comedy rooms going on in Minneapolis/TwinCities area? Know any MN based coomedians? Visiting in Oct #standupcomedy 11:00 AM Sep 25th from TweetDeck
  20. @qledbetter - it really is, Q. Now if only they'd nap at the same time. *SIGH* 8:38 AM Sep 25th from TweetDeck in reply to qledbetter