Dianasaurus
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Pen fell asleep on her own in her crib. This has never happened. Trying to ignore the fact that Benadryl was involved and celebrate.
8:10 AM Dec 7th
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@ the divacup is my boo
6:59 PM Nov 30th
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Penelope farted and Will laughed. I think this is a developmental milestone.
5:51 PM Nov 27th
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Mom quote: I mean he could be half dwarf. He could have dwarf tendencies.
8:39 PM Nov 24th
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Quote from my mother: I could wipe my ass with what he says.
6:23 PM Nov 24th
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Quote: "I'm only shaving my pits tonight because I'm wearing a halter."
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1:34 PM Nov 21st
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Pediatrician laid down the law on Penelope's ass. There will be sleep training. Oh yes, there will be sleep training.
11:02 AM Nov 20th
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Long story short: Penelope will never be given prunes again.
8:54 PM Nov 16th
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Thanks for the love. I have a nasty habit of going into hermit-mode during personal life crises.
7:53 PM Nov 16th
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Bitchez, I am back. Because the internet can never have too many complaining SAHMs.
7:44 PM Nov 16th
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Thanks to @ for the inspiration: KLONOPIN! MY DRUG IS AN AWESOME DRUG IT REIGNS IN THE DSM ABOVE!
1:49 PM Sep 30th
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If only we belonged to a church...Will would make such a great Aryan Baby Jesus for a nativity.
10:40 AM Sep 30th
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Benny Ninja is both fetal and ancient.
8:12 PM Sep 29th
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Sometimes when I get sad, I just think about Benny Ninja and the laser beam challenge.
8:04 PM Sep 29th
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Please, Christ, someone adopt my cats. I'm not even joking. Two adults, two infants, two cats in less than 700 sq ft is not okay. Help.
5:56 PM Sep 29th
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- Maury says SHE IS DEFINITELY YOUR DAUGHTER! Now we can put that pesky maternity question to rest.
10:18 AM Sep 29th
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@ @ - Wanna meet up at Ft Tryon on Sunday?
9:36 AM Sep 29th
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@ @ - No fair. It's my bday. Thanks for the non-stop whining, kids.
9:23 AM Sep 29th
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@ - Mine are going apeshit with the whining.
9:05 AM Sep 29th
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@ - Yes, it'll be called Constant Craving: A Life Half-Lived.
5:18 AM Sep 29th
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