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DianaTakesaBite

Woohoo! Impromptu $5 wine tasting at @domaineLA all day today! Who's in??? ;) 13 minutes ago via web
My nose is itchy and it's raining and I don't like it. about 4 hours ago via web
When did it get..... cold????? about 18 hours ago via Twitter for Android
@passtheket_chup I mean it's totes considered a fruit, right? about 18 hours ago via web in reply to passtheket_chup
I'm tired of chewing. Can wine be my dinner? about 19 hours ago via web
Getting my quinoa burger on, natch. (@ Burger Lounge) 4sq.com/K0Mi9m about 23 hours ago via foursquare
I just reached Level 2 of the "Flame Broiled" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 5 different burger joints! 4sq.com/K0Mi9k about 23 hours ago via foursquare
Woot woot, yay @kristasimmons!! laist.com/2012/05/24/kri… 10:33 AM May 24th via web
Guess who remembered to put on deodorant today. This girl! Heeeeey! 8:43 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
@Karen_Woodward Can the support group involve red wine and chocolate? 9:54 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to Karen_Woodward
The only shows I have an attention span for any more are the Bachelorette and the Kardashians. I am officially the most vile person alive. 9:52 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
@LesleyBS I spilled half a martini in my lap on Monday because I missed my mouth. (Note: It was my first drink of the night) 9:39 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to LesleyBS
Why am I such an overanalyzing freakazoid?!?!?! 10:44 AM May 23rd via web
@thedelicious You, read: bonappetit.com/blogsandforums… 9:53 AM May 23rd via web
@weezermonkey @ChefDRM @craigminla aww shucks, you know just how to make a girl feel special with 140 characters or less ;) thank youuuuu 9:59 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android in reply to weezermonkey
Guys, I'm stressed. Can someone give me a virtual hug and pat on the head? 9:54 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
@efrain Thanks for the tips! At the moment I'm combating it with tea, chocolate ice cream bon bons and the Bachelorette. ;) 9:18 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android in reply to efrain
I really don't like the feel of this impending sore throat thing. Nope, not one bit. Suck it, germs. 9:01 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
@thedelicious Because it comes sealed and isn't exposed to germs? 7:20 PM May 22nd via web in reply to thedelicious
I just ate apple slices from a Ziplock bag. I'm officially 5-years-old. 5:23 PM May 22nd via web

Name Diana Hossfeld
Location Los Angeles, CA
Web http://dianatakes...
Bio I eat, I run, I write, I quinoa, I Bar Method, and then I do it all over again.