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  1. Bumper Sticker: "You are proof that God has a sense of humor!!"
  2. Bumper Sticker: "Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled!"
  3. "May U have enough happiness to make U sweet, enough trials to make U strong, enough sorrow to keep U human & enough hope to make U happy."
  4. Bumper Sticker: "Hike Naked It adds color to your cheeks!" ()()
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  6. Bumper Sticker: "I'm Not Drunk! I'm Dodging Pot-Holes!!"
  7. Bumper Sticker: "Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage!"
  8. Bumper Sticker: "OBUMMER!! ~ Don't come crying to me - I didn't Vote Him Into Office!!"
  9. Bumper Sticker: "99% Bitch, 1% Sweetheart ~ Go Ahead MAKE MY DAY!"
  10. Bumper Sticker: "Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that."
  11. Bumper Sticker: "Do you believe in love at first sight ~ or should I drive by again?"
  12. Tombstone: "Hey, Why do they nail down the lid of a coffin? It makes visits difficult!"
  13. Bumper Sticker: "If you like my bumper, you will love my headlights!!" ;o)
  14. Bumper Sticker: "Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges!"
  15. Bumper Sticker: "OBUMMER Change We Didn't Need and Don't Want!"
  16. Tombstone: "Stiff & Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up!"
  17. Bumper Sticker: "Don't call me infantile you stinkybutt poophead!"
  18. Cemetary Welcome Sign: "We have Limited Space, Everyone Dying to Get In. ~ Panic Now and Avoid the Rush!!"
  19. Tombstone: "I'm not dead, I'm electroencephalographically challenged!"
  20. Bumper Sticker: "The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket!"