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  1. future nudist: A young boy is in the bathtub playing with one of his sister's Barbies. BOY: I wish everyone in the... http://bit.ly/7cVr8V about 3 hours ago from twitterfeed
  2. my washing machine drags my spirit with it into the abyss: There are so many things I should be writing about, but ... http://bit.ly/5pygH2 about 14 hours ago from twitterfeed
  3. december 1: The children were very excited about our December activities beginning today. I made a bargain with the... http://bit.ly/8rMUiQ 6:17 PM Dec 1st from twitterfeed
  4. i'm not judging you, gymboranians.: I posted today at HDYDI about everyone's favorite topic: MONEY!!!!Side note: Af... http://bit.ly/6I1DsU 1:06 PM Dec 1st from twitterfeed
  5. i'm afraid i need you all to watch this.: http://bit.ly/91Vuq2 10:47 AM Dec 1st from twitterfeed
  6. The three-year-old just told me, "It's not me, it's you." 4:16 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  7. Oldest and husband are sick. Outlet to washing machine has blown out. I have cramps. And the CDC is late on updating http://bit.ly/1vTwRB 8:17 AM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  8. my family absorbs up to 50% more wetness than the leading family: I failed to post last night because I was in a fr... http://bit.ly/51jVug 5:34 AM Nov 29th from twitterfeed
  9. breaking news: P just asked me, "Mom, why are you getting bigger and hornier?"I am not joking.ME: Uh, wha?P: Why ar... http://bit.ly/8rXaGa 8:57 AM Nov 27th from twitterfeed
  10. reason to be thankful: i can finally tell the twins apart: When you have twins, a lot of people ask you how they ar... http://bit.ly/4WLoSs 4:36 AM Nov 26th from twitterfeed
  11. taking deep, hyperventilating breaths of merriment: You guys. I am decorating for Christmas with my children. This ... http://bit.ly/4RTO5z 2:08 PM Nov 25th from twitterfeed
  12. holiday 2009 activities: In keeping with my theme of overdoing everything, here is my plan for our goofy holiday ac... http://bit.ly/6EuLdw 6:48 AM Nov 24th from twitterfeed
  13. one gal's trash: if i were getting married, i'd register at goodwill: Little vintage pear and apple salt and pepper... http://bit.ly/8IKLSz 2:40 PM Nov 23rd from twitterfeed
  14. i find a great analogy for my anxiety: An allergic reaction means your immune system is having an abnormal response... http://bit.ly/8xgYcq 10:34 AM Nov 23rd from twitterfeed
  15. move over, cymbalta. now there's somethin' meatier.: I wanted to update you all on my quest for the crazy-drug that... http://bit.ly/7Znn6G 6:41 PM Nov 22nd from twitterfeed
  16. post fail, and how i had a shitty morning: Ack! I can't believe I forgot to post yesterday! Jason took the kids awa... http://bit.ly/7iyMJ5 7:26 AM Nov 22nd from twitterfeed
  17. @michtrif Oh please tell me your symptoms and what it ended up being. I have been in throat agony this week. 1:09 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck in reply to michtrif
  18. how rest time became an epic battle yesterday: a brief tale of piracy: This......is our pirate ship.Hanes is the ca... http://bit.ly/4gvpgU 6:53 AM Nov 19th from twitterfeed
  19. my Cyrus-virus worsens, and my hatred for little kids is discovered: My throat hurts so bad, y'all. I'm affecting t... http://bit.ly/3TxqmI 5:25 PM Nov 17th from twitterfeed
  20. holy criz-ap, y'all: i accidentally took my daughter to stripper school.: This spring and summer, when Miss A blathe... http://bit.ly/uaa6t 9:08 PM Nov 15th from twitterfeed