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  1. If you are worried you lawn and garden aren't getting enough water this summer, just have the Hoffmann's schedule a friends & family BBQ.
  2. I expect this carrot and snap peas diet will last until the first time I walk by Gerri's candy basket.
  3. I'd give my left nut to routethis parade through Fremont
  4. ... Tractor, a winnebego with kid throwing candy, Good Sheperd church playing Proud toBe an American off their flatbed truck
  5. Harrisburg 4th parade order-- fire trucks, pickup trucks with high school princess, horses(big mistake-- horses should have been last)
  6. Visiting at my son-in- laws parents farm in Harrisburg, Oregon makes me realize I actually produce absolutely nothing at my job.
  7. Billy Mays dead! All the Mighty Putty in the world couldn't mend my broken heart.
  8. They are serving fish balls and margerita pizza at 3am on the Lido deck. Hard to believe I'm the only one here.
  9. Huh? TV doesn't seem to be working. Guess it's time to pick up a new set of rabbit ears.
  10. Second night in a row power has gone in the neighborhood. My iphone makes an ok flashlight.
  11. The Hoffmann's -- celebrating 27 years of marital bliss.
  12. True axioms. Never go grocery shopping when you are hungry. Never go to the barber when it's 94 degrees out.
  13. Only msnbc employee still at Newsvine office. Like being the last living cell on a dying body.
  14. It appears I'm going to have another son-in law.
  15. Sweet little black lab named Ellie with a no-one-at-home E.Wash. phone number on her collar just wandered into our house. Now we are stuck.
  16. Happy 80th Birthday, Mom! But don't worry, I'm still coming to see you because I know you'll never read this.
  17. Bought a tiny littlle practical car. Livin' life small as usual.
  18. Going to Buckley's --did Jim Ray blow us off?
  19. My 83 Volvo is still running strong! -- but only in one direction. A bit tricky planning trips where you don't use reverse.
  20. Picked up a copy of my birth certificate at the courthouse. Happy to find that I was a live birth.