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Dfizle_foshizle

“@FauxJohnMadden: Hey guys... what channel is the Lakers game on tonight? I can't seem to find it.” @nickatnite81 lollllll less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone
Notorious_BigT #IHateWhenFemales pick them dudes with no job, no car, no life then complain about it 11 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Dfizle_foshizle and 8 others
@kristen_saywhat love pineapple express 12 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kristen_saywhat
kristen_saywhat "it's almost a shame to smoke it... it's like killing a unicorn" 12 minutes ago via txt Retweeted by Dfizle_foshizle and 1 other
Ghost adventures is funny as shit.. There like "bro.. Omg... Did a ghost just rape me?! Brooo omgg I think a ghost just touched my weiner" 16 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
Could you imagine what music we could of had today if Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Kurt contain would have lived longer?! 30 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
@emilyfarrin yea I'm starting to lean towards that one too... She is so sexy 34 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to emilyfarrin
Feel like ima yack again.. everything tastes like captain and coke! Even water! Fuccccccccccck 35 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
Which was hotter, brittany spears in the school girl outfit.. Or the Brittany spears in the red spandex?! Can't decide about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
@emilyfarrin Hahahaha oooooh about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to emilyfarrin
I smell sex and candy.. Yeaa about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
@iCarly_x3 so did wee about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iCarly_x3
SupremeKeyz Drunk off pussy and champagne about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Dfizle_foshizle
@emilyfarrin lol what the eff about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to emilyfarrin
@emilyfarrin me about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to emilyfarrin
I don't care who you are.. If there's a pic of you and 10 other shirtless dudes.. You got some explainin to do about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I do not feel good at all... This is why I don't drinkkkk about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@Woah_Sun Hahahaha Idkkk about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Woah_Sun
My dad crackin the fuck up at McDonald's. yfrog.us/jja45z about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Cannot wait to take a hot as shower and crash! about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

Name Derek Farrell ™
Location Mechanicsville, Maryland
Bio I like long walks on the beach, puppies and hand grenades. Also I devote my life to the sport and team that I love! #bucs #bucsnation