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@momiars A zombie, a skeleton, and the players mother.1:16 PM Jul 17th from txt
Happy birthday @spifff. Rest assured you will have fine spirits awaiting your return.8:45 AM Jul 17th from web
All hold music should come from 70s porn.7:00 AM Jul 17th from web
Hi traffic. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!3:50 PM Jul 10th from txt
@CHamje Sorry, only interested in fecal matter on chocolate cakes.7:54 PM Jul 2nd from txt
@therussian Or you could be the impetus for adventure?6:59 PM Jul 2nd from txt
At a Mexican restaurant in Alabama eating chicken "seasoned" with orange juice.10:21 AM Jul 1st from txt
@krisfail Sounds like a Tuesday.3:02 PM Jun 19th from txt
@rumblerom Have you considered some helper methods?11:14 AM Jun 12th from txt
@chamje, will it search for the clitoris?8:13 AM Jun 7th from txt
@spifff Good show old chap.9:57 PM Jun 6th from txt
Sometimes you take a shit so beautiful you have to take a picture. http://short.to/dyvy9:52 AM Jun 5th from twidroid
Sometimes I pretend I am the Goddamn Batman when I look over downtown from my office building. It's true.3:00 PM May 20th from web
@spifff Yeah, Houston seems like a place where you might find a driver going 110 MPH backwards on the freeway.1:13 PM May 6th from txt
I just got an email from a coworker whose signature is in Comic Sans. Taking suggestions as to how he should be punished.1:37 PM Apr 29th from web
@spifff Best of luck.11:06 AM Apr 27th from txt
OHAW: "You can't represent Chinese characters on a computer because the number of Chinese characters is infinite!" : (3:13 PM Apr 20th from web
@jaucoin Can't wait to see it myself.8:26 PM Apr 17th from txt
@momiars Depends on your major. Although you can help your academic career by parroting your professors, even if you think they are mind ...8:47 AM Apr 15th from txt
@momiars You want some form of Ceviche?2:12 PM Apr 14th from txt

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