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  1. Have a Great Thanksgiving!
  2. Time to start the Holiday Weekend! We are outta here!!!
  3. "An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day."
  4. How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? One, but you really have to squeeze him in!
  5. Who does not thank for little will not thank for much. - Estonian proverb
  6. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving...
  7. Just think... If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey, we would all be having a piece of ass this Thanksgiving!!!
  8. @BzzyLzzy Let me know if ya can get past the 500 mark. I'll be interested to know. Thanks!
  9. Hit a wall on one of lists! I guess Twitter has a limit to the number of people you can list???
  10. Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? A: Plymouth Rock
  11. When everyone goes around to say what they are thankful for, say, "I'm thankful I didn't get caught" and refuse to say anything more.
  12. Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," a student wrote , "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."
  13. @jahdahma I hope that is only a joke my friend!
  14. RT @jahdahma: @DesignerG the FDA has determined caffeine & other organic herbs need be classified as controlled substances & require a ...
  15. Be a coffee drinking individual - espresso yourself!
  16. Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin !!!
  17. I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet, Don't Make Me Kill You!
  18. Better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing flawlessly. -Robert H. Schuller"
  19. Happy Hour!!! Yup, we are outta here early to begin the Holiday Festivities! stella artois and Cabo Wabo!
  20. Is there life before coffee? There is NO life before coffee. There is life AFTER coffee !!!