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DerrickKong

  1. RT“@TheComedyHumor: I don't make typos. I make new words.” about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. 4th June, next lunar eclipse that we'll be able to see in SG! about 14 hours ago via web
  3. After all these years I finally understand how some guys can get orgasm looking at cars. 4:23 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Evening chill. instagr.am/p/K2Fw9zoa7q/ 3:39 AM May 20th via Instagram
  5. “A man acquired super-human memory skills after getting hit in the head with a baseball! omgf.ac/ts/7uW” someone hit me please. 11:53 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Dying under midnoon sun. 11:50 PM May 18th via Instagram
  7. I make the worst Jell-o ever. 😲 6:05 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. I choked on my own saliva while in gym watching BK ad on tv. 2:14 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. “@ZodiacFacts: A #Virgos advice is given with the best intentions. They only criticize because they wanna see you do better.”@limweiyin HAHA 12:23 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. i was told when you reached the point of breaking, you're not too far from success. 7:58 PM May 12th via Twitter for Mac
  11. The world suffers not from the violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people. 11:09 PM May 11th via Twitter for Mac
  12. Remember. “@TheIlluminati: Before you commit to a bad decision, write your future self a letter explaining why you are making that choice.” 7:58 AM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. I will go back in time just to destroy the inventor of baby stroller. Damn you. 10:39 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Number 5 worst case scenario, wet shoes with wet shoes in an air conditioned bus and aunty with wet hair and umbrella beside. Kill meeeeeee. 2:45 AM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. I think town is ponding now. 2:39 AM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Can't sleep. The Avengers are having a war in my head. #postavengerswithdrawals. 8:55 AM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. How does the gym wash their towels? It's always stained and stink. 💩 3:08 AM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone