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DermotCarmody

  1. Doesn‘t matter how scurrilous the genesis of their fame, we love an aul handshake. Eejits.
  2. Tweets saying ‘Great reception for [notorious pol] canvassing for [hobson‘s choice] vote just prove we love the bloke off tv. Eejits we are.
  3. @mrs_bopp especially if you confuse stability with the status quo
  4. @therealgerryan in that case, ego te absolve
  5. @LeoTraynor how could you suggest such an omission?
  6. @LeoTraynor there‘s madness in her method
  7. @LeoTraynor @joegarde Towards a true Meryltocracy
  8. @LeoTraynor repost should be hyphenated
  9. @LeoTraynor @joegarde Streeptastic
  10. @mrs_bopp it represents a sort of stability
  11. @RedDave14 Will Smith just sorted it. Tho of course you won't remember that...
  12. @JoeGarde @leotraynor How nostalgic. Let‘s turn the corner.
  13. @LeoTraynor right up Labour‘s way
  14. @RedDave14 don't, it attracts thetans and radioactive badgers. Yizzer garden will be wrecked.
  15. @LeoTraynor he is where he is, I suppose
  16. @RedDave14 you need more tinfoil in your hat
  17. @LeoTraynor i tried but he himself was blocking ingress to said orifice.
  18. @LeoTraynor where *do* you get those club membership forms?