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  1. Baltimore Fist Half Offense = 49 yards. I just got more yards getting coffee at UDF.
  2. This tweet is infused with gentle exfoliating micro-beads.
  3. VIRGO: Travel at this time is not recommended. It's not in the stars, and your parole officer won't approve it. http://cli.gs/J828X
  4. Bearcats
  5. LEO: The pedestrian you hit lived and memorized your license #. You still have time to ‘pay him a visit in the hospital. http://cli.gs/J828X
  6. Frito-Lay Announces New Single-Chip Travel Pack. http://www.derfmagazine.com...
  7. Corpse found wrapped in KEEP AMERICA BEAUTIFUL banner. http://www.derfmagazine.com...
  8. Looking for a woman with good bone density? We can help.
  9. You put in a full 8 hrs today...on Facebook, Twitter, Digg, Youtube, CNN, Yahoo, AIM, Derf... Time to party! See u @ MLTs in an hour or two
  10. @Chuck_Clevenger Thank you sir! Appreciate the RT
  11. @wtfcincy Thanks for the RT. You have impeccable taste.
  12. @ChuckBonner Thanks for the FF. You have impeccable taste!
  13. Man's best friend = Dog. Man's worst friend = Time Warner Cable.
  14. Birth. School. Derf. Death.
  15. @invisible_h You are rich in many ways. All we can offer right now is maternal glow. Our comps are highly limited for a bunch of reasons.
  16. @invisible_h U have immense taste. Sadly, we gave away all our comps :( But u shall still bask in the warm, nurturing, maternal DERF glow.
  17. Our lifestyle blogger can totally afford a prostitute like Ashley Dupre...for about 2 minutes. http://cli.gs/S33Py
  18. First person to hit the link and sign in gets two comp'd entries to the DERF party tonight. http://cli.gs/7zYp7
  19. Brad Spieser's thoughts this week on the World Series and other sports stuff. http://cli.gs/JrJHE
  20. Kenwood building deemed eyesore. http://www.derfmagazine.com...