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'Spend some time alone.' - Chinese proverbabout 6 hours ago from API
'Share what you know, learn what you don't.' - unknown5:59 AM Jul 14th from API
'There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupid6:00 AM Jul 13th from API
'We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.' - Albert Einstein5:59 AM Jul 12th from API
'Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all.' - Hypatia (circa A.D. 400)6:00 AM Jul 11th from API
RT @RichardWiseman Just posted 'World's Quickest Personality Test' on You Tube http://bit.ly/La7ON10:07 AM Jul 10th from digsby
'I drink to make other people interesting.' - George Jean Nathan6:00 AM Jul 10th from API
I say, dont replace the air filter - it's high performance. Rep writes in work order don't replace air filter. Guess what mechanic does?9:08 AM Jul 9th from digsby
'You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.' - Mark Twain5:59 AM Jul 9th from API
@wilw Obviously He-Man is not married.8:36 PM Jul 8th from digsby in reply to wilw
'A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.' - Doug Larson5:59 AM Jul 8th from API
'Marry a someone you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.' - Chinese proverb5:59 AM Jul 7th from API
@brainmuffin Woot! Dinner details!5:06 PM Jul 6th from digsby in reply to brainmuffin
@brainmuffin stereotypes are one of many ways our minds are lazy.2:33 PM Jul 6th from digsby in reply to brainmuffin
Major Bank just called trying to get me to switch - same said company I already bank with.10:06 AM Jul 6th from digsby
'Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped.' - African proverb5:59 AM Jul 6th from API
RT @wilw: I hate to be the one telling those who don't know: SciFi is changing its name to SyFy. Because they hate Science Fiction.10:05 AM Jul 5th from digsby
'Why is there so much wine left at the end of my money?' - Milan Maximovich5:59 AM Jul 5th from API
'Spend some time alone.' - Chinese proverb5:59 AM Jul 4th from API
New blog entry: Today in Amusement History http://www.derekclayton.com...9:08 AM Jul 3rd from Twitpress