DerekBelm1
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@ I meant every word. You also forgot the actual factual ! in "Up your's!"
6:26 AM Mar 2nd, 2009
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in reply to LindaSJones
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Meanwhile I have a scale model of Finsbury Park tube station's disabled toilet to complete as a commission for its most irregularvisitor.
12:45 PM Feb 21st, 2009
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...far away as Hints.
12:43 PM Feb 21st, 2009
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I will sleep "on" it this very night as decide in the very next morning whether to broadcast myself to the nation - our village and as
12:42 PM Feb 21st, 2009
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However, he broadcasts under the name-du-plum of DJ Mucky.
12:41 PM Feb 21st, 2009
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Mrs Belm (my wife) insists that Mrs Flucker "doesn't know jack". I fear she is mistaken, however, as the "D"J is actually called Nevill.
12:40 PM Feb 21st, 2009
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Bit I have it on good authority - from local foul-mouthed pharmacist Oona Flucker - that the D"J" in question is a "total f***ing w**k**.
12:39 PM Feb 21st, 2009
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I am unsure whether to accept this invitation as the radio broadcasterman who will "inter"view me is described as being the life "and" soul.
12:37 PM Feb 21st, 2009
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I have been invited on to a local broadcast station to discuss my craftsmanship, my love of the BendiBus, my wife (Mrs Belm) and voyeurism.
12:37 PM Feb 21st, 2009
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If only I could get this on a BendiBus I would actually factually die happy
8:19 AM Feb 1st, 2009
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There will be fireworks tonight, mark my words. Meeting of our local village committee to discuss plans for a new drive-thru blacksmiths.
11:48 AM Nov 5th, 2008
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So where do I go to vote? Our usual polling station - in the grounds of St Judith the Charmless Cottage Hospital - doesn't seem to be there
7:20 AM Nov 4th, 2008
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Mrs Divot who lives down the lane asked if I enjoyed the rockets last night. Am I the only one hereabouts to have missed the aliens again?
4:51 AM Nov 2nd, 2008
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@ They aren't sticks. Its solidified waste products from the on-board WCs - aliens need to wee too.
4:33 AM Nov 2nd, 2008
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in reply to rachelcreative
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There seems to be a faint whiff of burning in the air today. They must have landed close by, shame they didn't pop in to say "Hiya!"
4:17 AM Nov 2nd, 2008
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There appears to be lots of bright, sparkling, fizzing lights in the sky. Aliens, probably.
11:42 AM Nov 1st, 2008
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I have returned, as have the bosoms of my wife (Mrs Belm) to our family. 'Tis good to be back, oh yeah - - good to be back
9:44 AM Aug 26th, 2008
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Mrs Belm (my wife) and I have been mistaken for Olympic sized athletes and nobbled by Russian gangsters -
8:24 AM Aug 14th, 2008
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Le grande tour mit toolerage - that's multi-lingual and everything - and why we can't come back home yet
12:15 AM Aug 4th, 2008
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Holiday is extending for the foreseeable future or longer, whichever comes first. Such a great time, plus we're under house arrest.
11:22 PM Aug 3rd, 2008
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- Name DerekBelm1
- Location Here and there
- Web http://derekbelm....
- Bio Model-maker to the stars, minor royalty and ordinary folk
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