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  1. Relieving myself this afternoon, I noticed a sinister prophecy carved into the stall. Evidently, Sarah Jessica Parker is Satan.
  2. My annual list of the year’s finest metal records is compete, so bang your head to my blog: http://tinyurl.com/y9qhvjb
  3. Playing Dead Space on “impossible mode” makes me realize how much contempt I have for difficulties beyond “normal.”
  4. Please honor my faithful allegiance, Coca-Cola, by bringing Coke with Lime back to the States. It’s absurdly refreshing.
  5. En route to Charlotte to visit Dan and watch the Bobcats, I’ll soon have attended an NHL and NBA game within 24 hours.
  6. This evening, life provides all that is beautiful—a delectable Pittsburgh feast from Primanti’s before the Penguins game.
  7. Why aren’t Magikoopa and Pauline in Mario Kart? My Infendo exposé has all the juicy details: http://tinyurl.com/ygp2syp
  8. Since ESPN asserted he is “hurting” his team, Sidney Crosby has scored 14 points, and the Pens are 5-1. Experts, right?
  9. Oh, Kramer! It was a fat little mental patient, not a pig man!
  10. Spore evolves to Wii with exceptional creativity, but boring, dull combat. Here’s my review: http://tinyurl.com/ydrxtfn
  11. Megadeth, Slayer and Testament have announced they’ll be touring in 2010, thereby rendering all other tours obsolete.
  12. Isn’t it funny how we imprison purse thiefs but reward those who steal billions on Wall Street with bailouts and bonuses?
  13. Salt ‘n vinegar is, by far, the superior flavor of potato chip.
  14. Sarah Palin and I have a lot in common. We have lovely hair, can’t find work and are grossly unqualified to be President.
  15. Gen. McChrystal wants 40,000 soldiers in Afghanistan, but according to Army data, only 50,600 remain in active duty.
  16. I attended a production of the Rocky Horror Picture Show on Saturday, 98 painfully misspent minutes I’ll never get back.
  17. Reports alleging the death of heavy metal in the 1990s have been profoundly exaggerated: http://tinyurl.com/yfqwu4x
  18. The new Katatonia is an exceptionally moving soundscape, a numbing collection of poignant melodies and haunting riffs.
  19. Sadly, the baseball gods have chosen to grant yet another World Series to the sport’s equivalent of Goldman Sachs.
  20. WET’s an unapologetically sordid exercise in blood, sex and rock ‘n roll. Here’s my review: http://tinyurl.com/yg95w9c