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DepressedDarth

  1. RT if you're on the path to the Dark Side 2 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Happy 35th anniversary Star Wars, I can't believe Alderaan's been gone for 35 years. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Admiral Ackbar potato - twitter.com/DepressedDarth… about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. I don't always destroy planets, but when I do, I prefer the Death Star's giant laser. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. The force is strong with this collaboration site >> mlks.co/1uJMA - sp about 4 hours ago via MyLikes Network
  6. "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but you might be my sister, so kiss me maybe." -Luke to Leia about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. When Darth Maul killed my Jedi master, I had a hard time letting Qui Gons be Qui Gons. about 8 hours ago via web
  8. Happy Geek Pride Day, blessed are the geeks, for they shall inherit the earth. about 11 hours ago via web
  9. I'm making a movie called the Sith Sense, the plot twist is I can see dead Jedi. about 11 hours ago via web
  10. I can't believe I wasn't asked to be in Men In Black 3, I wear all black and have tons of experience with aliens. about 13 hours ago via web
  11. Roses are red, violets are blue, if you're one of those people who hasn't seen Star Wars, what's wrong with you? 3:31 PM May 24th via web
  12. I first became interested in the Dark Side of the force when I was in the Sith grade. 12:57 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Which Star Wars character are you? Take this quiz and find out! mlks.co/1uIPy - sp 12:55 PM May 24th via MyLikes Network
  14. That awkward moment when Luke tells Leia he always knew she was his sister and she wonders why he still kissed her. 12:07 PM May 24th via web
  15. I'm going to start a coffee shop that caters to really fat people. Its called Java the Hutt. 9:32 AM May 24th via web
  16. #RulesOfTexting - If Jar Jar texts you, immediately hit delete. 7:37 AM May 24th via web
  17. #RulesOfTexting - If you're a badass like me, it's okay to respond "K" to a long text. 7:10 AM May 24th via web
  18. They say laughter is the best medicine, but if you just found out your father is an evil Sith Lord, therapy is probably best. 6:36 AM May 24th via web
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