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  1. Denny Crane, got spanked by a doctor tonight, and did not even have to pay for it! Only Denny Crane! Denny Crane! 7:57 PM Apr 9th from web
  2. I am the greatest trial lawyer that has ever lived, I slaughter my opponents and sleep with their wives! Denny Crane! Still the best. 9:25 AM Apr 2nd from web
  3. Going cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! Anyone got milk!? Denny Crane! Shooting that bird. Denny Crane! 2:53 PM Apr 1st from web
  4. My Mad Cow is broken... I ... I... ehhh? Denny Crane? 2:48 PM Apr 1st from web
  5. Klingons killed my salmon! Denny Crane! Mad at those Klingons! Denny Crane! 4:15 PM Mar 23rd from web
  6. Yes if anyone is asking I smoke Padron Cicars... 4.500$ for 100 in a handmade box... only the best! Denny Crane Smoking! 4:08 PM Mar 23rd from web
  7. Denny Crane, still here! Crazy for milkshake! Denny Crane! 12:16 AM Mar 7th from web
  8. Obama is thinking like Denny, just dump some cash on the problem and it goes away! Sexual harassment, hookers, depression, $. Denny Crane! 12:12 AM Mar 7th from web
  9. Some bozo walked up to me today I and told me "To live long and prosper". Weirdo liberals! Denny Crane! 11:30 AM Mar 2nd from web
  10. I just shoot a man... 39 days was a long time for me! Denny Crane! 12:21 PM Feb 17th from web
  11. Being a great admirer of myself I am never disapointed! Denny Crane! 1:01 AM Feb 17th from web
  12. It´s Saturday night and I aint got nobody! Alan is off to DC, Obama is offering him a cabinet, for our kitchen. Denny Crane! 6:29 PM Feb 14th from web
  13. I am horny for chinese tonight! Denny Crane! Wonton Egg Shrimp... Denny Crane still with Crazy Bull Syndrome. Denny Crane! 5:23 PM Feb 14th from web
  14. http://www.geocities.com/lclane2/martin.html I would love to knock the Jesus out her with my hip Jesus! Denny Crane! 9:34 AM Feb 7th from web
  15. @gdcurry We only watch Fox and Larry on CNN. Alan sometimes looks at these left wing nutcases when I am not home! Denny Crane! 3:07 PM Feb 6th from web
  16. Obama is looking hot. Maybe he would be intrested in polygamistic relationship? Alan is gay for Obama. Denny Crane! 2:53 PM Feb 6th from web
  17. Alan has again hidden my blue pills! Denny Crane! 2:11 AM Feb 5th from web
  18. Jumping the Shark! Denny Crane! 2:04 AM Feb 5th from web
  19. My new cow meds are working great! Denny Crane 7:05 AM Jan 1st from web
  20. Our honeymoon in Canada was fantastic. I wanted to go to Alaska and she Palin but Alan was not in the mood, again. Denny Crane Married man. 9:29 AM Dec 31st, 2008 from web
  • Name DennyCrane
  • Location Boston
  • Bio Senior and Founding Partner of Crane, Poole & Schmidt
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