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  1. There is nothing good on TV anymore, we should have done a spin off Alan! Denny Crane!6:42 AM Apr 25th from Twitterrific
  2. Where am I? I know who I am .. Denny Crane! Playing with the Blue Pills! Denny Crane!1:46 PM Apr 23rd from web
  3. Darn! My penis is gone off again! Alan have you seen it? Denny Crane still with mad penis! Denny Crane!3:43 AM Apr 19th from Twitterrific
  4. Missing the old days when I shot my own dinner! Now I can only shoot bad guys. I wonder how a felon tastes? Denny Crane!3:39 AM Apr 19th from Twitterrific
  5. Denny Crane, got spanked by a doctor tonight, and did not even have to pay for it! Only Denny Crane! Denny Crane!7:57 PM Apr 9th from web
  6. I am the greatest trial lawyer that has ever lived, I slaughter my opponents and sleep with their wives! Denny Crane! Still the best.9:25 AM Apr 2nd from web
  7. Going cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! Anyone got milk!? Denny Crane! Shooting that bird. Denny Crane!2:53 PM Apr 1st from web
  8. My Mad Cow is broken... I ... I... ehhh? Denny Crane?2:48 PM Apr 1st from web
  9. Klingons killed my salmon! Denny Crane! Mad at those Klingons! Denny Crane!4:15 PM Mar 23rd from web
  10. Yes if anyone is asking I smoke Padron Cicars... 4.500$ for 100 in a handmade box... only the best! Denny Crane Smoking!4:08 PM Mar 23rd from web
  11. Denny Crane, still here! Crazy for milkshake! Denny Crane!12:16 AM Mar 7th from web
  12. Obama is thinking like Denny, just dump some cash on the problem and it goes away! Sexual harassment, hookers, depression, $. Denny Crane!12:12 AM Mar 7th from web
  13. Some bozo walked up to me today I and told me "To live long and prosper". Weirdo liberals! Denny Crane!11:30 AM Mar 2nd from web
  14. I just shoot a man... 39 days was a long time for me! Denny Crane!12:21 PM Feb 17th from web
  15. Being a great admirer of myself I am never disapointed! Denny Crane!1:01 AM Feb 17th from web
  16. It´s Saturday night and I aint got nobody! Alan is off to DC, Obama is offering him a cabinet, for our kitchen. Denny Crane!6:29 PM Feb 14th from web
  17. I am horny for chinese tonight! Denny Crane! Wonton Egg Shrimp... Denny Crane still with Crazy Bull Syndrome. Denny Crane!5:23 PM Feb 14th from web
  18. http://www.geocities.com/lc... I would love to knock the Jesus out her with my hip Jesus! Denny Crane!9:34 AM Feb 7th from web
  19. @gdcurry We only watch Fox and Larry on CNN. Alan sometimes looks at these left wing nutcases when I am not home! Denny Crane!3:07 PM Feb 6th from web
  20. Obama is looking hot. Maybe he would be intrested in polygamistic relationship? Alan is gay for Obama. Denny Crane!2:53 PM Feb 6th from web
  • Name DennyCrane
  • Location Boston
  • Bio Senior and Founding Partner of Crane, Poole & Schmidt
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