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DennisDMZ

  1. If DC Comics decides to make its gay character Wonder Woman, on the Isle of Lesbos in a see-through plane, I'm re-subscribing. #dccomics 1:45 PM May 24th via web
  2. Think the taggers in SF are salivating at the chance to turn "Nancy Pelosi Drive" into "Nancy Pelosi Drivel"? 1:44 PM May 24th via web
  3. And that's why Hockey is an UNBELIEVABLY great game! 9:45 PM May 22nd via web
  4. New Sports Reality show being premiered behind Coyote bench tonight, "Trolling For A Canadian Husband" 9:03 PM May 22nd via web
  5. re woman behind Coyote's bench. Why is the Cups in the building tonight? Isn't this the Western Conference Finals? 9:00 PM May 22nd via web
  6. re woman behind Coyote's bench. I believe they run burro rides down to the base of that canyon. 8:58 PM May 22nd via web
  7. There's a woman in a white blouse sitting directly behind the Coyote's bench who definitely puts the "Valley" in the "Valley of the Sun." 8:56 PM May 22nd via web
  8. Now THAT was an absolutely amazing period of hockey! 8:51 PM May 22nd via web
  9. The Treaty of Versailles appears to have been penned by a group of switched-on old rule makers who simply refused to "play by the rules." 6:37 PM May 22nd via web
  10. "Men at Work" appears to be about a quartet of switched-on twenty-somethings who simply refuse to "play by the rules." 6:33 PM May 22nd via web
  11. Whats with Shaq and the minimalist approach to opening his mouth. He makes Clutch Cargo look like Ethel Merman. It's like half-ventriloquism 6:28 PM May 22nd via web
  12. Chuckles Barkley is so loose he makes Dean Martin seem like he's in an Otto Preminger film. 6:27 PM May 22nd via web
  13. Lebron looks like a full term Slick Watts pod in "Bodysnatchers." 6:22 PM May 22nd via web
  14. Going to see an off-off-back on-now off again production of recently fired Dog The Bounty Hunter and Hulk Hogan in "Romulus and Reemhole." 6:17 PM May 22nd via web
  15. Franklin and Bash appear to be switched on young barristers who simply refuse to "play by the rules." 6:14 PM May 22nd via web
  16. I'm back! Got a few minutes to kill before I head out to see the Van Gundys in Sam Shepard's "True West." 6:10 PM May 22nd via web
  17. Ga Night! 6:07 PM May 22nd via web
  18. Hansborough has a two floor apartment with a grain elevator in it. 6:01 PM May 22nd via web
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