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Dempster2000

  1. @profanityswan Tsk. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to profanityswan
  2. OH DEAR #pinkfloyd #bbc4 about 9 hours ago via web
  3. This is bloody brilliant #pinkfloyd #bbc4 about 9 hours ago via web
  4. @BelgianWaffling Is Wittgenstein there? Please tell me he's in dungarees. about 9 hours ago via web in reply to BelgianWaffling
  5. @ianskenny Why indeed. about 10 hours ago via web in reply to ianskenny
  6. @Paul_Bridges It's certainly something to think about. about 11 hours ago via web in reply to Paul_Bridges
  7. How much wood would Adam Woodyatt yatt if Adam Woodyatt could yatt wood? #EastEnders about 11 hours ago via web
  8. @lucymccarry @audreygillan Belter. about 13 hours ago via web in reply to lucymccarry
  9. @michaelhogan JEDWARD HO. about 14 hours ago via web in reply to michaelhogan
  10. @audreygillan Stoater. Also: ORR-UNGE and GI-RRUL. about 14 hours ago via web in reply to audreygillan
  11. @amwii That's the spirit. *falls off park bench* about 14 hours ago via web in reply to amwii
  12. @amwii That'll be the gin. about 14 hours ago via web in reply to amwii
  13. @amwii I am tumescent with fury. about 14 hours ago via web in reply to amwii
  14. @amwii *monocle pops in outrage* about 14 hours ago via web in reply to amwii
  15. @MichaelCragg @WadeyWade I thought they were dead. about 14 hours ago via web in reply to MichaelCragg
  16. @AnnaDotHart @eamonn_forde Made from stiff paper and crayons. about 15 hours ago via web in reply to AnnaDotHart
  17. @Eamonn_Forde They were a band. #klaxons about 15 hours ago via web in reply to Eamonn_Forde
  18. @lucytweet1 Then produce a dove from your handbag and disappear in a swirl of dry ice. Gold. about 19 hours ago via web in reply to lucytweet1
  19. @lucytweet1 Hah! Start a rival, deafening "magicians I have known" conversation. THE GREAT SOPRENDO. about 20 hours ago via web in reply to lucytweet1