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Demetrius

  1. Listening to some Eiffel 65, old skool
  2. Fuck. Stuck at work.
  3. I'm trying so hard not to buy anything online today...SO hard...
  4. And I said Hey! What's goin on?
  5. Time to get this turkey started!
  6. Nice beer and loaded fries with Jacob at the ale house. Great way to end a long day.
  7. I wish there was a way to put my brain in "hibernate mode". Still cant sleep...
  8. Hmm, mint tea or decaff chocolate coffee?
  9. Its been a while since ive had some beer, hanging out with the aunt
  10. Is it me or is it hazy today? Is this somehow related to the LHC turning on today? Should I get my crowbar ready?
  11. Huzzah, chores are done, house is clean. Brewing mint tea and getting something for dinner, then seeing "Men Who Stare at Goats" with Jacob
  12. When you see it, you will shite bricks: http://bit.ly/m6qSY
  13. Finally home after that fiasco, passing out now...
  14. Doing a delivery to Ft. Lauderdale, so pissed, call or text me
  15. It is much too early on a Monday to be awake and at work...
  16. Coffee making is an art, thankfully this time I had success. *sip*
  17. DEY TERK ER JERBS
  18. Happy Birthday Al Yankovic! Keep on being awesome!
  19. Its so cool outside, I feel like I should be doing something out there, lol
  20. "Uhhhh...this is your captain speaking...uhhh...both engines have exploded..uhhh...we are currently going down in flames...uhhh oh god why"