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DemetriMartin

  1. Hello. Thank you for birthday wishes. I feel alive. about 10 hours ago via web
  2. \o/ = man in quicksand 8:37 AM May 24th via web
  3. Today's Equation: Coca Cola + Mouth = Mouth - Teeth 7:55 AM May 23rd via web
  4. Today's drawing. #demetrimARTin. say.ly/RbA3n0T 10:49 AM May 22nd via WhoSay
  5. A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual. 9:10 AM May 19th via web
  6. Today's drawing. #demetrimARTin. say.ly/CrW3l58 7:40 AM May 18th via WhoSay
  7. WHO: ex-girlfriend. WHAT: say hi. HOW: by throwing water balloon at her house. 7:43 AM May 17th via web
  8. Today's drawing. #demetrimARTin. say.ly/qTI3k1w 8:53 AM May 16th via WhoSay
  9. Today's Equation: Rabbit + Rabbit = 30 Rabbits 8:41 AM May 15th via web
  10. Today's drawing. #demetrimARTin. say.ly/vDI3j4P 8:40 AM May 14th via WhoSay
  11. Happy Extremely Pregnant Woman's Day (day before mother's day). 10:11 AM May 12th via web
  12. Today's drawing. #demetrimARTin. say.ly/gQS3hNz 8:55 AM May 11th via WhoSay
  13. You See: A stapler. // I See: A quick way to give someone earrings. 7:56 AM May 10th via web
  14. Thanks @JimGaffigan for tweet. BTW FYI you can download Jim's new special at jimgaffigan.com. He is great. QED #twitterhonorkudos 9:46 AM May 9th via web
  15. Today's drawing. #demetrimARTin. say.ly/oUP3gIw 7:48 AM May 9th via WhoSay
  16. Today's Equation. Olive Garden = Italian Food - Italian - Food 7:22 AM May 8th via web
  17. Los Angeles. Hello. I am doing a live show with the podcast called Radiolab - at Royce Hall tomorrow. Link = ticketmaster.com/promo/nzncbl 2:40 PM May 7th via web
  18. Today's drawing. #demetrimARTin. say.ly/nDi3fGh 7:36 AM May 7th via WhoSay
  19. You See: Frat guys. // I See: BB gun targets. 7:22 AM May 3rd via web
  20. Today's drawing. #demetrimARTin. say.ly/vDH3dlo 9:02 AM May 2nd via WhoSay