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DemelzaLongshaw

  1. Cousin @katbitemusic could you retweet that Mum can't use her Twitter due to a bug on New Twitter which also won't allow her to switch back? 1:42 PM May 9th, 2011 via web
  2. Means more time to pay attention to me me me! 12:53 PM May 9th, 2011 via web
  3. Mum couldn't tweet with old twitter so switched to the new one. Now the page won't load below the navagation bar & she can't switch back :p 12:53 PM May 9th, 2011 via web
  4. Mum insisted on reading my paw today after reading some crap called #Pawmistry.Gave her the Scorpio look of death before biting her lifeline 4:33 PM Mar 19th, 2011 via web
  5. So cold am forced to sit with whiskers curling in front of the fire. I'm a cat on a hot tile hearth. 11:59 PM Jun 9th, 2010 via web
  6. Mum is freaking me out by stroking me and saying "My precious" in a funny voice. 11:41 PM Jun 5th, 2010 via web
  7. Mum has been too busy to help me tweet the past couple of days. Having a sulk and making her feel guilty about her neglect. 12:10 AM Jun 4th, 2010 via web
  8. @CatChatCaren I live with a Sheltie called Mishka. He only goes outside to lift his leg, read his pmail and then eat disgusting things. 11:59 PM Jun 1st, 2010 via web in reply to CatChatCaren
  9. I'm extremely happy with how I trained Mum but there's still room for improvement. Trying to mind meld her into gettng rid of the other cats 2:35 PM May 31st, 2010 via web
  10. @cruztopcatmodel My human has three other cats to do that with so any belly warming with me is strictly done on my terms. 2:32 PM May 31st, 2010 via web in reply to cruztopcatmodel
  11. Going to spend evening napping in front of the fire. Being a living work of art is very tiring. 11:38 PM May 30th, 2010 via web
  12. There are rats tap dancing in the ceiling. 12:00 AM May 30th, 2010 via web
  13. Taught Kit cat how to hide by doorways and jumps out on the other cats to scare the hell out of them She's good. That'll do pig, that'll do. 2:23 PM May 28th, 2010 via web
  14. Mum just yelled at me not to sit on the cold concrete as it'll give me piles. :o( 2:26 PM May 27th, 2010 via web
  15. Toasting my toes in front of the fire with Smelly Dog. 11:59 PM May 26th, 2010 via web
  16. Did some secret abstract artwork on the bedspread in the spare room. Mum not happy-my work is totally unappreciated. I am the next Pisscasso 1:00 AM May 26th, 2010 via web
  17. I'd kill for some catnip. 1:06 AM May 25th, 2010 via web
  18. Just helped Mum make her bed. Only took twenty minutes despite my having to inspect her hospital corners. 2:13 PM May 22nd, 2010 via web
  19. I'm a Scorpio like my Mum. "Scorpios can resist temptation. They just prefer not to" Garfield the cat (that's on my Mum's nightie) 1:18 PM May 21st, 2010 via web
  20. It's raining dogs out there at the moment. 12:05 AM May 21st, 2010 via web
  • Name Demelza Longshaw
  • Location Waipawa, New Zealand
  • Web http://follyfarm....
  • Bio I am a gifted thief and art critic with some "issues". I am also a cat who thinks she is a human.
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