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DeliciousBoat

  1. "Set phasers to 'LOVE ME!'"
  2. OH NO, HOW DID I GET WHIPPED CREAM ON MY PENIS! -@FebruaryStar02 #outofcontextisthebestcontext
  3. God I hate birds so much.
  4. Holy crap Donald Glover has an amazing body. As if he wasn't perfect enough already.
  5. HAY GUYS! Remember the part in Entrapment when Sean Connery is worried about the laser beams? #IdontthinkImdoingthisright
  6. I can tell when my panic has reached critical mass because I end up standing in my bathroom, hyperventilating with a towel over my face.
  7. I enjoy fun in all its forms and have often been described by friends and colleagues as "Who?"
  8. Be what you are but please let me believe you are mine.
  9. I love you all!
  10. @FebruaryStar02 Whatever I only took like six minutes. Maybe you shouldn't be so damn impatient all the time. #Koolandthegang
  11. 7 days and 7 stories.
  12. I'm so sorry.
  13. CROSSBOWS AND CLARKIA
  14. Never making another male friend. My life will be so much more pleasant.
  15. "All nine tools combine make the deadliest weapon. I'm going to attack you with it and you use respect to defend yourself."
  16. "I can tell life from TV. In TV, we have likable leading men. In real life, we just have you."