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  1. SINCE WHEN DID YOU BECOME THE PHYSICAL TYPE?
  2. As if I could live on words and dreams and a million screams
  3. RT @louobedlam: @DelbertShoopman one day you will drive him in a white bronco while he's being chased by police.
  4. I figure that once @daveseger gets married that I'll just live in his basement or shed for the rest of my life
  5. My addition to the flu poster... U know to keep the zombies away from work http://twitpic.com/owznf
  6. When people start rumors about u in the office... Just go with it... It's way fun
  7. Ever forget how to do something u've been doing for years? like this morning, for a split second I forgot how to shut off the shower.
  8. @rainnwilson NO need 2buy stuff! tweet about IKEA Heights! melodrama shot entirely in an Ikea without the store knowin! http://bit.ly/1agwlt
  9. I've been build a Delbert Shoopman wall of fame in my room for an hour... I just know an earthquake will happen any moment now
  10. Just watched the Proposal. I now can say that I've sat through a Sandra Bullock movie that wasn't Demolition Man or Speed
  11. I have a lot to do... But watching football and laying on the couch is just too easy
  12. God fucking damn xbox360 being broken!!! Fuck fuck fuck!
  13. Subway should fucking deliver!
  14. Trying to find a good place to buy chainmail is hard...
  15. @sarandipity Happy Birthday!!! I hope it's super awesome!! Xoxo
  16. Certified Knight! http://twitpic.com/oqp3g
  17. @sarandipity I love the Ohio Players!!!! Damn it!!!
  18. Rubber balls
  19. Vodka party at Sir Delbert Shoopman's lair!!!
  20. I feel like I dislocated my shoulder at medieval times