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  1. Just a hot mess. Called out by the fashion police.http://bit.ly/12i90X 8:02 PM Aug 31st from web
  2. Erectile dysfunction http://bit.ly/1aCQYi 9:34 PM Aug 8th from web
  3. http://bit.ly/ju9No Homeschooling....puh! 9:45 PM Aug 3rd from web
  4. http://bit.ly/2wKhu Sliders and panties. 8:44 PM Jul 26th from web
  5. Working for my husband subjects me to all kinds of sexual harassment. 9:18 AM Jul 22nd from mobile web
  6. Need to shower but am really too lazy. 8:03 PM Jul 21st from web
  7. Cause I'm a crazy bitch with a gun http://bit.ly/AVfSp 8:02 PM Jul 21st from web
  8. Sand, sun, sea plus six kids equals Valium prescription 4:54 PM Jul 17th from mobile web
  9. Asking for prayers for my mother. In ER 10:23 AM Jul 7th from mobile web
  10. Skunks and sex http://bit.ly/VclWl 7:59 PM Jul 6th from web
  11. Proof to my husband that my shit don't stink...http://bit.ly/3oJJHJ 10:17 PM Jul 2nd from web
  12. Why does my 2 year old always have to poop at Lowe's? 8:46 AM Jun 27th from mobile web
  13. Getting ready to bake cookies for the club invitational. Will end up eating half of them. 2:01 PM Jun 26th from mobile web
  14. What you are missing out by not going to strip clubs. http://bit.ly/y7iuY 6:53 PM Jun 25th from web
  15. Blowing lots of money so my kid can have straight teeth. 11:03 AM Jun 25th from mobile web
  16. Picking up a homesick kid from camp. 8:36 AM Jun 23rd from mobile web
  17. Attending the local lawnmower demolition derby. I might be a redneck. 7:28 PM Jun 20th from mobile web
  18. My husband wanted a trophy wife. He got a token slacker. 9:21 AM Jun 5th from mobile web
  19. I have been off work for 5 weeks now and have yet to clean my entire house. Slacker is my strong suit. 2:52 PM Jun 4th from mobile web
  20. Rico is too soft to play golf in the rain. He needs to man up! 2:50 PM Jun 4th from mobile web