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DecoySanchez

@esadsad is that #vampires with #boners? Or vampires causing boners? Or maybe vampires biting people and giving them boners? #ThoughtProcess about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to esadsad
@GregRicey @timoflegend he should have just run with it about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GregRicey
@talkingorange "Please scour the earth for a mythical 'fax machine'" 2:50 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to talkingorange
@dearadobe why the fuck is it so hard to change the color of bullets in #InDesign ?! It's like a goddamn stress test. #CreativeSuite #Design 6:12 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
@AxelFandango @mozk_1992 that's fucked up - you get those uni extensions yet? 1:06 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AxelFandango
This week on Game of Thrones: John Snow continues doing stupid shit #GameOfThrones 4:26 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
Tweeting while in the deli line at the farmers market - I'm such a #Hipster piece of shit #DoucheBag 6:10 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
@esadsad you did good :) the moving eye is a great touch. Any chance of that on a t-shirt? 6:09 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to esadsad
So the PA Gazelle is freakin sweet. @esadsad is pretty damn good at her job #DesignHero 5:16 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
@mozk_1992 The last tweet was cut short due to Kate trying to get the phone away from me, getting inadvertently sent in the ensuing scuffle 6:11 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
@InspectorMitten mmm teee eeee 6:08 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to InspectorMitten
@mozk_1992 Manic laughter followed by " 5:25 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mozk_1992
@PhilWillis maybe this is them changing the #ME3 ending by just killing everyone at the end of #ME2 - well played @bioware 9:51 AM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to PhilWillis
@mozk_1992 unfortunately it wouldn't have helped tinyurl.com/cxm2q8g 11:26 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mozk_1992
@talkingorange yes all one billion of them, at the exact same time #D3 #error37 2:05 AM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to talkingorange
@whoisbma If the @DoubleFine Kickstarter is any indication, that sums him up pretty well 11:35 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to whoisbma
@AxelFandango Did you give me your sickness over twitter? 10:51 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
@whoisbma asking myself the same question, I guess it depends on how intimate @timoflegend plans on being. 8:24 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to whoisbma
@AxelFandango glad you're feeling better champ 11:22 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AxelFandango
@AxelFandango the badder news: Dustin Hoffman is bringing the army to cleanse the site before the outbreak can spread. 11:22 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AxelFandango

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Name DecoySanchez
Location Australia
Bio Crazy design crime fighter from the future past

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