Debaaa
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My sister is about as funny and intelligent as bowel cancer.
about 6 hours ago
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My new cereal was shit & I've only just got out for a fag & I've got a stress meeting with my manager at half 2. Moan, moan, moan
about 14 hours ago
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The screen on my phone is sticky with hairspray & I was late for work coz of all the stabbings. It's not going to be a good day today.
about 16 hours ago
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Why would anyone bother stabbing someone? It's just so much effort! Go back to bed for christ's sake.
about 16 hours ago
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Get up, get up, GET UP!
about 17 hours ago
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My christmas tree is seriously bad ass. I don't want to go to work tomorrow just so I can stay home & look at it all day.
2:07 PM Dec 1st
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Not drunk now tho, just bored. Or drunk on cheese. I've said it before but who doesn't like cheese?!?! It's madness!!!
4:26 PM Nov 30th
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For those who are interested, I was incredibly drunk last night but controlled my rambling quite well I thought.
4:26 PM Nov 30th
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I'm going to eat cheese before bed, I must be mad with hunger.
4:24 PM Nov 30th
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Sarah and Gordon Brown are an odd couple.
4:22 PM Nov 30th
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Not sure what to do tomorrow, last day off & don't want to do nothing. This tweet is quite dull, sorry about that. Blimey I'm peckish!
4:09 PM Nov 30th
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I want some tacos. Or chilli.
3:37 PM Nov 30th
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Just so you all know, if you were murdered I would avenge your death. I'm nice like that : ) x
4:16 PM Nov 29th
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I knew I should have brought my own pillows & blanket : (
3:54 PM Nov 29th
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I have drunk far too much wine & now my teeth are numb! Wahoooooooooo! :D love love love x x x
11:40 AM Nov 29th
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Sleepy
2:24 AM Nov 29th
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@ And yet you still do! Unless your genitals aren't external? :S
4:36 PM Nov 28th
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in reply to ste_amnesiac
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I might go & get messy with some charcoal : ) there's a man on come dine with me who doesn't eat cheese. Who doesn't eat cheese?!?!?!
9:39 AM Nov 28th
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I dislike Kevin Spacey but I'm not sure why.
9:37 AM Nov 28th
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David Walliams is so dull.
3:59 AM Nov 28th
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