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death_star

  1. Don't be offended if I don't respond to you personally. You know what will happen if you do.
  2. Getting lots of responses. I'll give it a day or two and will check out your previous Tweets before making a decision.
  3. @gonzalomenaf I'm not evil. I'm just doing my bit to clean up a cluttered universe.
  4. @StarWars_HQ Babies. Who knew they were so darn time-consuming?
  5. So would any funny fella (or female) like to take over this account? If so, get in touch. All applicants considered.
  6. I haven't really had time to be the Death Star lately, what with real life being all real and stuff...
  7. About to come out of character for a minute...
  8. @NudistPoet I like yours too - "I'm a cloud of sub-atomic dust." Note that due to time-dilation effects I am currently in your future.
  9. Makes it kinda hard to reach the keyboard, doesn't it?
  10. Try sending spam when your entire body has been reduced to sub-atomic dust, scumbags!
  11. It seems that rebel terrorists intercepted my comms feed the other day. Rest assured that the matter has been dealt with.
  12. @hummelcreative Depends. What planet are you on? I can arrange for front-row seats.
  13. @hummelcreative Probably for the best. What do you think we do with that brown sludge at the bottom of the trash compactor?
  14. @hummelcreative What better location for a Starbucks?
  15. Told them they can take the cover off the exhaust port and he can use that. They'd better remember to put it back though.
  16. The Stormtroopers are worried that Santa won't visit since we don't have a chimney.
  17. Ah crap. Forgot to get a Sithmas present for @zonamasekot What do you get the sentient planet who has everything?
  18. Do you enjoy being killed by ricocheting laser bolts fired by drunken morons? Then come on over. @TheBreeze92: @death_star can i come?
  19. Decking out the trash compactors for the Stormtroopers' Sithmas party tonight.
  20. I resemble that remark! RT @AdmiralDaala: The trash compactor was the least of our worries http://bit.ly/fk0HPE