death_star
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Don't be offended if I don't respond to you personally. You know what will happen if you do.
8:49 AM Feb 10th, 2011
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Getting lots of responses. I'll give it a day or two and will check out your previous Tweets before making a decision.
8:48 AM Feb 10th, 2011
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@ I'm not evil. I'm just doing my bit to clean up a cluttered universe.
8:46 AM Feb 10th, 2011
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in reply to gmenaf
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@ Babies. Who knew they were so darn time-consuming?
8:41 AM Feb 10th, 2011
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in reply to StarWars_HQ
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So would any funny fella (or female) like to take over this account? If so, get in touch. All applicants considered.
8:35 AM Feb 10th, 2011
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I haven't really had time to be the Death Star lately, what with real life being all real and stuff...
8:33 AM Feb 10th, 2011
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About to come out of character for a minute...
8:33 AM Feb 10th, 2011
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@ I like yours too - "I'm a cloud of sub-atomic dust." Note that due to time-dilation effects I am currently in your future.
7:46 AM Jan 28th, 2011
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in reply to NudistPoet
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Makes it kinda hard to reach the keyboard, doesn't it?
7:18 AM Jan 24th, 2011
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Try sending spam when your entire body has been reduced to sub-atomic dust, scumbags!
7:17 AM Jan 24th, 2011
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It seems that rebel terrorists intercepted my comms feed the other day. Rest assured that the matter has been dealt with.
7:17 AM Jan 24th, 2011
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@ Depends. What planet are you on? I can arrange for front-row seats.
11:40 AM Dec 17th, 2010
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@ Probably for the best. What do you think we do with that brown sludge at the bottom of the trash compactor?
11:36 AM Dec 17th, 2010
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in reply to hummelcreative
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@ What better location for a Starbucks?
11:29 AM Dec 17th, 2010
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in reply to hummelcreative
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Told them they can take the cover off the exhaust port and he can use that. They'd better remember to put it back though.
9:58 AM Dec 17th, 2010
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The Stormtroopers are worried that Santa won't visit since we don't have a chimney.
9:58 AM Dec 17th, 2010
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Ah crap. Forgot to get a Sithmas present for @ What do you get the sentient planet who has everything?
10:56 AM Dec 16th, 2010
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Do you enjoy being killed by ricocheting laser bolts fired by drunken morons? Then come on over. @: @ can i come?
11:59 AM Dec 15th, 2010
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in reply to TheBreeze92
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Decking out the trash compactors for the Stormtroopers' Sithmas party tonight.
11:47 AM Dec 15th, 2010
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I resemble that remark! RT @: The trash compactor was the least of our worries
9:06 AM Dec 15th, 2010
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in reply to AdmiralDaala
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- Name The Death Star
- Location Deep Space
- Bio I'm no moon ...
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