Profile_bird

Hey there! Death_Ray is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving Death_Ray's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

Death_Ray

  1. My Twitter following is growing exponentially! Once I have 500 followers, we'll show those Pharisees what's what! 6:32 AM Mar 19th from web
  2. Dark Charlie Brown! http://www.whatisdeepfried.com 6:34 AM Mar 13th from web
  3. If my hand is this cold now, how much worse will it be when I'm 90?? 4:33 PM Mar 2nd from web
  4. Today is Peter, Bjorn and John Day! 11:23 AM Feb 20th from web
  5. @rstevens I have no intellectual Sweet n' Low 9:06 AM Feb 20th from web
  6. Sometimes Achewood is just too much damn reading. Twitter out. 6:54 AM Feb 12th from web
  7. I know you're out there. I know you're the one who stole my girlfriend's luggage. When you arrive in Hell, I'll be there with my staple gun. 12:54 PM Feb 3rd from web
  8. I discovered the meaning of life today, only to find out that Phizer already owns the patent. 2:40 PM Jan 30th from web
  9. I've got boogers in my nose that should be on the periodic table. 6:44 PM Jan 28th from web
  10. Just bought a copy of a comic I already own. Fucking variants!!! 6:39 PM Jan 28th from web
  11. I was a human pinball machine in the 20s...before those fancy arcade models with their flippers and whiz bangs and gewgaws came along... 8:15 AM Jan 19th from web
  12. My God, I haven't Tweeted for weeks! I'm a negligent Twit! 5:27 PM Jan 12th from web
  13. Y'know, Israel, could you maybe just sip some more egg nog and give us the Christmas season off? 3:10 PM Dec 28th, 2008 from web
  14. Oh clone tool, I love you. Hug your clone tools, people! 6:50 AM Dec 17th, 2008 from web
  15. My new rules is: If it's still in the theater but less than 30% fresh, I will not be ashamed to stream it from China. 3:44 PM Dec 14th, 2008 from web
  16. Surely there is a future for "Bugs" Blagojevich in Mexican politics. 2:13 PM Dec 11th, 2008 from web
  17. I just saw the sweetest video clip on CNN. But I'm not sharing the link! It's mine! ALL MINE!!! 8:08 AM Dec 9th, 2008 from web
  18. Ohmuhgosh!! Caroline Kennedy says she has been "inspired" by Obama! How can they NOT make her senator??? 5:42 AM Dec 7th, 2008 from web
  19. I'm more excited about the potential destruction of the auto industry than I am about Christmas. I am unconflicted about this. 3:21 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from web
  20. I had a spoonful of a European coffee/chocolate peanut butter last night. Now I'd eat a parking meter if it were smeared with that stuff. 12:57 PM Dec 2nd, 2008 from web