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Damn you Veoh! Stop interrupting Bullshit with your ads! Why does Cotton want to advertise right next to a picture of a woman giving birth?9:09 PM Jul 19thfrom web
Man, I have been delinquent with my Tweets! Twitter just doesn't seem as cool now that NPR is always plugging it.5:37 PM Jul 17thfrom web
All six copies of Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus at my local Blockbuster were rented.
All the copies of Meet Dave were...undisturbed.10:18 PM Jun 18thfrom web
Ungh. I thought I had the strength to eat that 4H candy bar, but it will have to wait for breakfast.8:54 PM Jun 8thfrom web
I could have stolen Ani's song instead of paying for it, but then I remembered that I used to ride with her on the school bus.5:40 PM May 10thfrom web
Shook Chuck Schumer's hand yesterday. No psychic flashes that he will launch WWIII. Phew!6:52 AM May 10thfrom web
Dick pills and wrist watch spam pwn my inbox...but what is the connection???6:52 AM May 1stfrom web
Breuger's coffe. Simply too expensive. I pay for the ambience.10:14 AM Apr 24thfrom web
They say a conservative is a liberal who has been mugged.
Found out tonight it isn't true.
Sorry, conservatives. You're just assholes.8:00 PM Apr 4thfrom web