Death_Ray
- All six copies of Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus at my local Blockbuster were rented.
All the copies of Meet Dave were...undisturbed.10:18 PM Jun 18th from web
- Ungh. I thought I had the strength to eat that 4H candy bar, but it will have to wait for breakfast.8:54 PM Jun 8th from web
- Dancing alphabet fruit wants my click.7:02 AM May 27th from web
- I could have stolen Ani's song instead of paying for it, but then I remembered that I used to ride with her on the school bus.5:40 PM May 10th from web
- Shook Chuck Schumer's hand yesterday. No psychic flashes that he will launch WWIII. Phew!6:52 AM May 10th from web
- Dick pills and wrist watch spam pwn my inbox...but what is the connection???6:52 AM May 1st from web
- Breuger's coffe. Simply too expensive. I pay for the ambience.10:14 AM Apr 24th from web
- They say a conservative is a liberal who has been mugged.
Found out tonight it isn't true.
Sorry, conservatives. You're just assholes.8:00 PM Apr 4th from web
- My Twitter following is growing exponentially! Once I have 500 followers, we'll show those Pharisees what's what!6:32 AM Mar 19th from web
- Dark Charlie Brown! http://www.whatisdeepfried.com6:34 AM Mar 13th from web
- If my hand is this cold now, how much worse will it be when I'm 90??4:33 PM Mar 2nd from web
- Today is Peter, Bjorn and John Day!11:23 AM Feb 20th from web
- @rstevens
I have no intellectual Sweet n' Low9:06 AM Feb 20th from web
- Sometimes Achewood is just too much damn reading.
Twitter out.6:54 AM Feb 12th from web
- I know you're out there. I know you're the one who stole my girlfriend's luggage. When you arrive in Hell, I'll be there with my staple gun.12:54 PM Feb 3rd from web
- I discovered the meaning of life today, only to find out that Phizer already owns the patent.2:40 PM Jan 30th from web
- I've got boogers in my nose that should be on the periodic table.6:44 PM Jan 28th from web
- Just bought a copy of a comic I already own. Fucking variants!!!6:39 PM Jan 28th from web
- I was a human pinball machine in the 20s...before those fancy arcade models with their flippers and whiz bangs and gewgaws came along...8:15 AM Jan 19th from web
- My God, I haven't Tweeted for weeks! I'm a negligent Twit!5:27 PM Jan 12th from web
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