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My new Mint math column asks you to Disobey This Command - is.gd/6yJzin - Though this sentence says nothing at all. 10:16 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
Why no moolah for me? I think I can use some. RT @cricketwallah: So no moolah for Dilip,Jimmy etc 5:27 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
@adityeah Yep. We've got so dependent on petrol. I keep hoping for something to push us into public transport in larger numbers. 7:46 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to adityeah
Sharpest petrol price hike in years, and it happens when we're smack in the middle of a long driving trip. FIgures. 7:41 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
Mysore May 13: petrol Rs 75. Mysore May 20: petrol Rs 83. Where did that rise come from, before this one announced today? 10:21 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck
You sure you don't mean rubbers? RT @arunsarm: Which brings me to the question, can I borrow some pencils? 9:55 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck
#ModiasPMBecause I too wanna say, in response to anything at all (e.g. "what's the weather like?"): "But the roads are terrific!" 7:21 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck
Hey, I always look sharp! But thanks! RT @arunsarm: Yo DD, saw you looking sharp in those albums you cut on your Writing Bus. On FB. 7:18 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck
@charukesi Indeed, or at least that's the plan. Jun 2 we leave Bangalore to drive back to Bom. Pl email your number? 8:09 AM May 21st via TweetDeck in reply to charukesi
Meaning coconut with a little bit of banian? RT @adityeah: try this: ask for "swalpa ganji" tender coconuts while in Karnataka. 8:08 AM May 21st via TweetDeck
@Mimaniya You don't like "worst"? Try "ghastly". Try anything. Point is, you should hold him accountable for presiding over that breakdown. 8:04 AM May 21st via TweetDeck in reply to Mimaniya
Coconut break on side of Ooty road. Only water, no flesh. Still, enjoyed it with traffic rushing past. 11:03 PM May 20th via Mobile Web
So on this southern trip, we visited the massive Sravanabelgola statue, and today are going to see the Nandi bull outside Mysore. Good stuff 7:43 PM May 20th via Mobile Web
But the situation is as simple: he presided over a horrific collapse of law and order then. He should be held accountable for that. 7:35 PM May 20th via Mobile Web
The bottom line with Modi fans is simple. They dont want him or anyone held accountable in any way for the 2002 massacre. 7:32 PM May 20th via Mobile Web
@Mimaniya It's simple: he presided over the worst collapse of law and order in our history. Any reasonable citizen wd hold him accountable. 6:29 PM May 20th via TweetDeck in reply to Mimaniya
@AnOddYellow OFf to sleep. Good night. 12:01 PM May 20th via TweetDeck in reply to AnOddYellow
@Mimaniya SIT is an inquiry, an investigation. Not a court. Please try to understand the difference. 12:01 PM May 20th via TweetDeck in reply to Mimaniya
@AnOddYellow Also V has just perked up to say that it's rubbish, what I wrote (i.e. snore). 12:00 PM May 20th via TweetDeck in reply to AnOddYellow
@AnOddYellow Remind me where you are going on the train? 11:59 AM May 20th via TweetDeck in reply to AnOddYellow