DearLordItsMat
- no I don't want to go to the mobile version of your website.about 12 hours ago from web
- keyboard cat died in 2000. thats really depressing.about 12 hours ago from web
- "and then, do you know, I believe I was a little bit in love with you." -Eponine, Les Miserablesabout 14 hours ago from web
- let's party like its 1832!! heeeeells yesabout 16 hours ago from web
- a little fall of rain can hardly hurt me now.8:38 AM Jul 8th from web
- I will post these hilarious pictures of you one facebook regardless of what you say.9:55 PM Jul 7th from web
- If there were a zombie apocalypse I would just pretend to be a zombie. How would they know?9:31 PM Jul 6th from web
- King of California is the best movie I've seen in a long time.5:02 PM Jul 6th from web
- spectacles and tentacles. octopuses with glasses.3:24 PM Jul 6th from web
- I have enough protein in my system to regurgitate a cow10:11 PM Jul 5th from web
- I think heaven would be like a never ending picnic with all of your friends in a park with white christmas lights in all of the trees.8:38 PM Jul 5th from web
- let's hollow books out and fill them with knick knacks.7:55 PM Jul 5th from web
- For just pennies a day you can support a person in need of a hair cut. Please, call us at 1-800-CUTMATSHAIR today.6:55 PM Jul 5th from web
- my brother is so stupid. I don't even care anymore. now he's just like white noise that constantly talks about fishing, republicans, & cats5:05 PM Jul 5th from web
- give me a license, a car, and a house. I'm tired of living in purgatory.4:55 PM Jul 5th from web
- great "idea" written down by me at 4 AM. "Why hasn't anybody written a sitcom about a nudist colony? THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS!!!!!"1:27 AM Jul 5th from web
- "looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue." -Airplane!1:14 AM Jul 5th from web
- http://bit.ly/nsxKm this is my favorite song.9:55 PM Jul 4th from web
- first thing I'm gonna do when I get a car: Drive around at midnight to all the Wendy's at night, roll down the window and scream my head off9:15 PM Jul 4th from web
- @Lileks today I found a firework called American Pride. Apparently I just lit American Pride on fire.8:11 PM Jul 4th from web
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- Name Mat C
- Location Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
- Web http://dearlordit...
- Bio a crazy person's ramblings who compares themselves to fictional characters to make himself relatable because he knows he can't on his own. type=text/ja
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