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  1. @RealTonyBandana Went to the library in search of answers. Nothing. Next stop: The State Fair kissing booth. Stay tuned. 9:12 PM Sep 12th from web
  2. Seriously. Totally available and down for whatever. 9:08 PM Sep 12th from web
  3. Not busy 9:08 PM Sep 12th from web
  4. when you're lonely, a banana is a dangerous fruit 7:14 AM Sep 3rd from web
  5. Was invited to a party on Saturday. Didn't go. Had lasagna stuck in toaster. Again. Party looked fun though: http://uncleempire.com/ 10:55 AM Aug 26th from web
  6. Last night I tried to drink alone, but got stood up. Again. 10:53 AM Aug 26th from web
  7. may make an appearance at The Bell House tomorrow in Brooklyn: http://uncleempire.com/?p=1351 11:36 AM Aug 21st from web
  8. @RealTonyBandana behind staircases is my guess. though plz tell me if you find anything. or even if you don't. maybe we can grab a gelatto? 11:35 AM Aug 21st from web in reply to RealTonyBandana
  9. @WeinsteinFilm DPing can be misconstrued quite nastily. Care to misconstrue with me? 9:46 AM Aug 11th from web in reply to WeinsteinFilm
  10. @ToddCRubin thanks for the follow. don't be a stranger. 11:56 AM Aug 5th from web in reply to ToddCRubin
  11. @brendanflaherty She's probably dead. Why else would she not have responded? 11:51 AM Aug 5th from web in reply to brendanflaherty
  12. @dwmeo6 i always felt prostate exams were romantic. 7:13 AM Aug 5th from web in reply to dwmeo6
  13. @kevin_love don't be afraid to ask me for advice. i'm qualified, see: http://uncleempire.com/?p=1289 ...i'll make your last name come true 5:57 PM Aug 4th from web
  14. @dwmeo6 care to give a gal a lift on your Huffy? 2:58 PM Aug 3rd from web in reply to dwmeo6
  15. @mrlevy perhaps, like me, u weren't meant to have kids & if ur mom/girlfriend's mom don't get that, just remind em who paid for the abortion 9:30 AM Aug 3rd from web in reply to mrlevy
  16. A single-payer health care system can't fix a broken heart. Does anyone else love how tube socks hide most of your shin bruises? 9:09 AM Aug 3rd from web
  17. Here are a few of my past columns from @unclemag. (Those boys are cuuuute!) http://uncleempire.com/?p=153 and http://uncleempire.com/?p=238 8:59 AM Aug 3rd from web
  18. @brendanflaherty thanks for noticing my existence. you look handsome in your pic 8:47 AM Aug 3rd from web
  19. The internet is so big and lonely -- can't wait to make some friends! 8:12 AM Aug 3rd from web
  • Name Desperately Single
  • Location NYC (but willing to commute)
  • Web http://uncleempir...
  • Bio 42 years young, single, and dispensing wisdom on life's simplest topic: Love.
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