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Deanmsmith

  1. When Luke shut off his targeting computer, ground control should have been going absolutely ape shit. #OnlyThingUnrealisticAboutStarWars
  2. @Chris_Iott "Children by the millions scream for... Ryan Raburn(?) and he comes runnin'..." #tigers #ReplacementsNight
  3. Ingrateful young ladies. He's Chad freaking Curtis! sports.yahoo.com/news/ex-mlb-pl…
  4. They're talking about overzealous umps in Little League. Pfft. No one could ring a nine-year-old up like Kevin Gordon. #yerOUUUUUUUUUUUUT
  5. I've got the sinking feeling that if he thought he could get away with it, Joffrey Lannister would NOT pay his debts. #gameofthrones
  6. Horse racing cannot catch a break in the PR department. Who's going for TC? Suspended trainer Doug ("Drug") O'Neill. #belmont #bonds73
  7. @Chris_Iott "Prince Night" might be the way to go on that one.
  8. Is this the shot in the arm we've been praying for? Jesus. RT @Chris_Iott Ryan Raburn to start at second base, bat ninth in return to lineup
  9. Quinten Berry just got his first MLB hit. He bunted for a double. True story. #tigers
  10. More machine now than man... #DarthSmith twitter.com/Deanmsmith/sta…
  11. @CausticOmelette Perfect opportunity to pen an #obituaryhaiku !
  12. I will be able to think of nothing all week but the upcoming episode of #GameOfThrones .
  13. @drmiripardo You let him take off his yarmulke!
  14. @axlrose Were you riding the Sybian on @HowardStern ? @robertAbooey must've had it cranked up to 100!
  15. My friend @murrdoggy witnessed a purse-snatching. He ran the thief down like a cheetah runs down a gazelle, and pounded him into submission!
  16. @mrbeaks @murrdoggy Too jacked up on adrenaline post-fight to type. The door of his home is about to fly open. "Woman! Get in that bed!"
  17. @mrbeaks @murrdoggy Is that the Meijer or Walmart parking lot? I like to know where Murray's brand of Texas justice goes down.
  18. @mrbeaks @murrdoggy Script idea for you, Jeremy: "CAR THIEF (He stole her car. She stole his heart...)"
  19. @murrdoggy Explain. Sounds like a good time!