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DeadpanMarc

  1. Oh god I don't know if my arm is cramping or if I've broken it in more than once place or what but I'm in agony right now. Fuck. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Stargate SG-1 taught me this: aliens are out there. And they're all from Vancouver. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @WilliamShatner I personally can't wait. This is exactly why we pay a license fee! #hignfy about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to WilliamShatner
  4. @AndrewFairbairn @fiona_mclean @tomglover1 also how nerdy are we about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AndrewFairbairn
  5. @TomGlover1 @andrewfairbairn @fiona_mclean also whatever tom says I'm gonna agree with. Lore is way cooler for SG-1. And it's less po-faced about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TomGlover1
  6. @AndrewFairbairn @fiona_mclean @tomglover1 it seems pretty legit. Ordered it now do I'll let you know if it goes tits up about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AndrewFairbairn
  7. @AndrewFairbairn @fiona_mclean @tomglover1 the one that's on the hut about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AndrewFairbairn
  8. @AndrewFairbairn @fiona_mclean @tomglover1 also not sure of the link exactly but google stargate sg1 complete series and click on... about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AndrewFairbairn
  9. @AndrewFairbairn @fiona_mclean @tomglover1 SG-1 is way more fun than Star Trek. And I think it has more heart. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AndrewFairbairn
  10. @AndrewFairbairn @tomglover1 @fiona_mclean just found it for half that. Just got paid and I'm on painkillers so whoooo about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AndrewFairbairn
  11. @TomGlover1 @andrewfairbairn @fiona_mclean Indeed. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TomGlover1
  12. @AndrewFairbairn @fiona_mclean omg how omg Fiona would love it. I need the proper box set for realzies about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AndrewFairbairn
  13. On the plus side, great excuse to watch SG-1 straight through from the beginning again. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @TomGlover1 @andrewfairbairn of by whiskey you mean tea then yes about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TomGlover1
  15. @Lysdexic13 why get mad when I can get high. Well, ok, not high but... Less in pain. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Lysdexic13
  16. @TomGlover1 @andrewfairbairn fuck I'll kill all the seagulls about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TomGlover1
  17. My arm's too broken to play any Max Payne 3, so instead I'm just scoffing painkillers and using my imagination. Wheeeeee. about 14 hours ago via TweetDeck
  18. @AndrewFairbairn @sprinklecone Ouch. If that had been me, everything would have broken. On bike? about 14 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to AndrewFairbairn
  19. @AndrewFairbairn @sprinklecone who's a what now? I falled down. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AndrewFairbairn