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  1. Happy b-day, James! Love ya, bro. 1:34 PM Sep 7th from Twitterrific
  2. In the realm of "stupid shit heard on the street," a woman said, "a lot of my identity is about transit." Wow. Really. I'm an ambulator. 7:39 AM Jul 9th from mobile web
  3. @spinmatt Yeah, that's messed up. There's a lot of work left to do. 8:03 PM Jun 30th from mobile web
  4. Congrats to Al Franken! 7:58 PM Jun 30th from mobile web
  5. I am of the opinion a Subway employee should not cop an attitude when there are tiny flies nuzzling the dressing nozzle. 5:07 PM Jun 29th from mobile web
  6. Trans2 was goonier than the first, but superior to the Term: Salv shitfest as far as summer BO competition. 9:40 AM Jun 27th from web
  7. @warrenellis That IS the best accomodation cor mad relatives: a length of chain, a bowl of fish heads, a bucket to shit in ... they're good! 7:40 AM Jun 27th from mobile web
  8. just had a customer, a reg, belch in my God DAMN FACE. Oh, and nice rug, douche. 4:47 PM Jun 26th from mobile web
  9. @Meghanknierim good question. IMHO, giant robots that fight are a recipie for success, no matter how crappy the script. 9:37 AM Jun 26th from mobile web
  10. Phew! Gonna make it. That place doesn't run without me. I mean my prescence is all but irrelevant. 9:27 AM Jun 26th from mobile web
  11. @Meghanknierim dispatcher thought I left. Just got in car. 9:23 AM Jun 26th from mobile web
  12. wondering where this fucking cab is - "frowny-face" 9:16 AM Jun 26th from mobile web
  13. @meghanknierim hope so too! Got sandwich at pathmark. /:-| 9:11 AM Jun 26th from mobile web
  14. Was standing on corner, had wildest vision of car skipping curb and changing me from man to pretzel. I like pretzels. 8:40 AM Jun 26th from mobile web
  15. Kinda drunk, watching the ONE good Crusher-laden ST: TNG episode, "Remember Me." 11:13 PM Jun 25th from mobile web
  16. Where's auto-correct when you need it? 6:48 PM Jun 25th from mobile web
  17. Heding back to the bar where I got my DUI on the morn of 8/22/08. First time back since. 6:47 PM Jun 25th from mobile web
  18. Guy in the stall next to me is having a rough time of it. Cursing and groaning. Yes, that's right: a Twitter from the shitter. 1:01 PM Jun 25th from mobile web
  19. Well, ain't this a pretty thing. I always suspected I was a twit. It's nice when dreams come true! 9:38 PM Jun 24th from web
  20. @meghanknierim yo, girl. Yeah. 7:20 PM Jun 24th from web